pulling the chicken

A guy jerking off in private

I walked in on jimmy pulling the chicken.

pulling the chicken by Whothefrickcares_ January 17, 2016

Pulling the plow 

Plowing pussy like a real boss with a large tool.

That guy in Alaska was probably pulling the plow, that's why he got discharged.

Pulling the plow by Ripestberryonthehill26 November 28, 2017

pulling the head off it 

the act of masturbation (male).

Mother: Jimmy come down, your potato's are getting cold
Jimmy: Just a minute mom, im pulling the head off it

pulling the head off it by jed mitchell April 27, 2007

Pulling the Patch 

Drag slang for male masturbation

In Hollywood, we can watch a colorful character fully pulling the patch outside, rubbing the skin off. That's reality mawma.

Pulling the Patch by Sigmaone November 8, 2020

Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic 

A gay man's expression for a woman friend removing a dirty tampon from her vagina.

Your mom called me and said "I am pulling the stairs down from the attic". I responded "please, honey you ain't pulling that shit on me!".

Pulling the Stairs down from the Attic by laughinATCHA January 14, 2010

Pulling the Beef 

Slang term for male masturbation.

Past tense: Pulled the Beef.
Future tense: Pull the Beef.
See also: Pulled Beef

Person 1: Did you end up seeing Suzie last night?
Person 2: Nah, I wasn't feeling up to it so stayed home pulling the beef instead.

Pulling the Beef by josh_mcnosh May 19, 2019

pulling the string 

To go to the bathroom on a broken toilet that only flushes when you pull a string attached to the flapper.

Wally's bathroom is filled with dude porn, I can't believe I was pulling the string in there.

pulling the string by The Dizanimal December 9, 2008