Obey The Walrus 

A ridiculously trippy video on YouTube of an incredibly anorexic woman tap dancing with an umbrella. It is highly recommended not to watch the original video as it contains content YOU. WILL. NEVER. GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!

*Troll on Tinychat opens up a harmless looking video*

Social Nerd: Hey, a pixelated talking face!

Guy: NO, NOT THIS VIDEO AGAIN!! OH GOD!!

Social Nerd: What?!

*Video gets trippy and cuts to an incredibly disturbing black and white stop motion sequence*

Social Nerd: O_O what the FUCK is THAT?!

Troll: Uparanoid?!

Admin: *kicks troll from chatroom*

Guy: FINALLY OVER!!!

Social Nerd: Never. Again.

Obey The Walrus

Obey The Walrus by TheSleeperThatHaunts April 14, 2014

I am the Walrus

A famous Beatles song, when you watch the music video, you will see men dressed up like rabbits runnin around. Sometimes you think you're high on PCP, or weed when watchin the video. With that being said, it is a great song to get high to.
In the upcoming Beetles: Rock Band, when playing I am the Walrus, the band members will be dressed like rabbits, and in the background there is a trippy video.

Every now and then you wonder how high the Beatles were when they were writing this mighty fine song.

Guy: Bob you only had one puff.
Bob: I am the eggman!
Guy: No!
Bob: We are the eggmen!
Guy:Oh!
Bob: I am the Walrus!!!
Guy and Bob: Cuckoo-Ca-Choo!!!!

I am the Walrus by The JoshMeister101 June 9, 2009

I am the walrus. coo coo kachu. 

A phrase randomly said from one to another when nothing is happening. Derived from the song I Am the Walrus by The Beatles, although it actually goes "goo goo g'joob".

"Jon, I am the walrus. coo coo kachu."
"No I'M the walrus you dirty bastard"

I am the walrus. coo coo kachu. by Nahotnoj April 27, 2005

French Kissing the Walrus 

The performance of exceptionally sloppy wet oral sex on an extremely overweight or morbidly obese female.

Frank: What's up Carl? Did you go Hogging last night at the bar?
Carl: Hell yea broh. Picked me up the biggest one in the bar and took her home.

Frank: How was it?
Carl: I was French Kissing the Walrus all night. Almost drowned myself.

French Kissing the Walrus by Eaton Holgoode November 4, 2014

whack the walrus 

Jerking Off.....

he was really whacking thwe wlarus

whack the walrus by chillman350 October 22, 2003

I am the Walrus

this may be yet another song where the Beatles describe their feelings of alienation that came with the pressures and burdens of fame and being the most popular band ever. Supposedly this song was recorded on an acid trip and according to some fan sites on the Net a walrus in some polar/arctic cultures is regarded as a symbol of death, while eggs are regarding as representing life. The lines such as "I'm crying" and "yellow custard dripping from a dead dog's eye" may support this idea.

... I am the eggman
No!
They are the eggmen
Oh!
I am the walrus!
Goo goo g'joob...

I am the Walrus by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

Beltsanding the Walrus 

A euphemism for rough sex, where the walrus is the female/or receiving partner involved, and the belt sander is the person doing the penetrating.

1. I beltsanded the walrus last night.

2. I'm gonna beltsand YOUR Walrus.

3. Dude! You beltsanded my walrus!

4. Yeah! I am Beltsanding the Walrus!

Beltsanding the Walrus by Gaywadmadesto February 16, 2009