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he could talk the dick off a wombat 

Australian slang for someone who talks too much. Someone who keeps a conversation alive even after the other person has made cues to leave.
*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".

talk to the ass! 

A gritty manner of telling someone you don’t give a flying shit about what they’re saying to you.
Why don’t you just talk to the ass!

“Talk to the Bishop” rough 

When a person of the Mormon religion makes out with someone at a party and has to seek guidance from a bishop and repent.
Yo... Eziekiel made out with Sarah at the stake dance last night. Apparently it got “Talk to the Bishop” rough...

talk to the hole 

A perverse suggestion you might make to someone who has deeply angered you as you drop your pants, turn around and bend over, offering them an unobstructed view of your asshole.
I have a great idea: talk to the hole!

talk to the hand 

A saying used to ignore and disregard a comment or an insult when you can't think of a way to counter it. When this phrase is used, it is customary to raise your hand, palm facing out, and place it almost touching your adversary's face. This can make even the most civil person raging mad. Another variation is "talk to the hand 'cause the face don't give a damn'." I really did not know that people still said this.
Misty: Kylee, you a nasty, ugly, stupid-
Kylee: Talk to the hand. (Raises hand to Misty's face.)
talk to the hand by Mia September 1, 2003

talk on the big white phone

If he keeps drinking like that, not only will he have a hangover, but he will have to talk on the big white phone when he wakes up the next morning.