plant your zucchini in the backyard

to fuck someone in the ass

Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?

plant your zucchini in the backyard by yungtrustfund3 August 8, 2023

hide the plantain 

Trying to hide a boner

Johnny: You guys can play hide the plantain another time, you need to stay focused on your training.

Miguel: Yes Sensei Lawrence

hide the plantain by Burdac January 11, 2021

The Pantaloon

An amazing Twenty Øne Piløts song

"Hey, have you heard The Pantaloon from TØPs first album?"

"Yeah, it's amazing!"

The Pantaloon by Twentyonepilotss July 16, 2016

watering the plants 

pertaining to much much habitual sex, paralleling the chorelike and promiscuous nature of 'watering' organisms pertinent, but not limited to, the kingdoms plantae, protista, and fungi.

'gee i am so sore from so much action!'
'pshh man i wish i was watering the plants like you'

watering the plants by jajamoneralover September 26, 2008

over the pant peen touch 

To reach for male genitalia during deep make out sessions. Preformed mostly by horny sexless waitresses.

Ms. Sextoast fully did an Over the pant peen touch last night while we watched Free Willy in her basement. I almost skeeted all over her tent card yo.

over the pant peen touch by Phillissss July 19, 2007

She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger 

A burger served with plantain

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger, you should try it!"

She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Take the plants to the curb 

To go sell weed or drugs

I have to take the plants to the curb so i can pay the bills

Take the plants to the curb by SwagMafia July 15, 2016