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Oscar the Grouch 

This is for the chick that's willing to suck you off but lacks the skill and/or confidence to do so without making a mess. She sits down with a small trash can between her feet as you stand across from her so that said trash can will catch any spillage or the whole load, whichever she feels comfortable with. Its basically a training excercise for the future swallowers of the world. ^_^
o'girl really wanted a protien shake but did NOT want any jizz to wind up on her dad's new carpet so I recommended the no worries 'oscar the grouch' method.
Oscar the Grouch by txfathead September 5, 2009

oscar the pump god 

"Oscar the pump god" or his full name Oscar Fraire Vidriales is religiously believed to be the son of "Jehovah" also known as "god the father". He is also religiously believed to be the brother of the lord and savior "Jesus christ". He also started his own religion thousands of years ago that is called "PumpGodism
Oscar the pump god is the son of jehovah

Oscar the pump god is the brother of jesus christ
oscar the pump god by PumpGodism December 21, 2017

Oscar the man 

Safe opp boy feds at yard so allowing the beef safe g
Oscar the man by Kenzie the opp October 12, 2018

Oscar the Grouch 

When you fill her with cum, then while she cleans up, you dump garbage on her head.
I know it’s real love cause she didn’t leave me after I pulled an Oscar the Grouch.
Oscar the Grouch by Murmage April 7, 2020

oscar the cat 

If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf
Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick

Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me
oscar the cat by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022

Oscar the grouch

Dumpster diving
Put a padlock and camera on LCBO dumpster, and keep Oscar the Grouch out.
Oscar the grouch by Modern Women December 31, 2025