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mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols. 

an announcement to say that things are about to gat very bad
class d: *runs here and there*
PA: mobile task force unit epsilon 11 designated nine tailed fox has entered the facility, all foundation personnel are to carry out standard evacuation protocols.
class d: crap noooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mobbin on the low 

Low key thuggin.

E.g. you roll up to give your ex back some shirts he's been bitching about with your new boo thang, and when he wants to talk you say nah bro and roll off with new bae in front of his ass
New bae: you want me to drive around so he cant see you're with me?
Me: nah, im mobbin on the low

Mobilise the Troops 

To take a dump. AKA, dropping the kids off by the pool. Usually after a good session on Guinness, followed by a huge t-bone
Jeff: Hey man, great sesh last night. Feel like my heads gonna frikkin explode.

Brian: Lets go grab a boiled egg sarnie and and a hair of the dog

Jeff: hey bud, slow down, need to Mobilise the Troops before I can get out of the house
Mobilise the Troops by thestudog October 3, 2008

The worlds best call of duty mobile player 

A fat virgin who can’t afford a console or pc
There’s the Spencer the worlds best call of duty mobile player he gets no bitches

Moby The Dick 

A pasty pale white racist who is disgusting example of a dad bod when they don’t have their shirt on.
Did you see the photo of Elon Musk? He looks like a Moby The Dick
Moby The Dick by Toast.Jerviss July 19, 2022

Mobilise the Craic 

To organise and encourage collective action in pursuit of good chat and lighthearted mischief, typically in a drinking context.
Jack: "The vibes in the hostel were a bit dead so I had to mobilise the craic."