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the john cooper school

due to economy and expensive addition towards their new high class, state-of-the-art preforming arts center, now an *exclusive* preK-12 preparatory school, where parents pay $12,00 tuition a year located in The Woodlands.

known by kids at The Woodlands High School (voted the most snobbiest school in America by David Letterman) as "that snobby, smart, rich kid school"

A school where starting at the age of 10, kids first phones are iphones and droids, 14 year girls get their hair bleached and get spray tans, every single boy in the school has an xbox 360, and only top, name brand clothes are worn.

in carpool line, all you see are bmws, audis, escalades, and other ridiculously priced sports cars.

youve known everybody since kindergarten, and their parents, and their dogs.

by the 6th grade, all girls, and boys, go to professional hair salons

everyones perfect at everything, because thats coopers reputation

where soulja boy and kyle massey go to your birthday parties and you dont even care, and if you dont have a dj, you're poor

you live in carlton woods, and if you dont, well youre family is still a member

otherwise known as Hell.
a typical the john cooper school convo

G: omg you're new vintage coach purse is so cute!
A: it was only 700$
G: oh nevermind, its ugly
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the john pace 

To be fucking a girl and as you cum on her face smack her with your cock until she speaks with a british accent
I had to give that bitch the John Pace for 10 minutes till she got that accent right. "PLEASE LADDIE I'LL BE A GOOD LASS" WRONG ACCENT WHORE
the john pace by Jeff Daniels March 11, 2003

The John Cena

When you fuck your bitch into the poohole, you aks her :"who's the champ ?" Then she'll probably answer: "You are !"
Then you just turn her around slap her with your cock in the face and scream: "No! Its John Cena!" Start humming the melody and smack her to the ground with your dick.
Yo ma bich who's the Boss ?

YOU !

*smack with cock*
No JOHN CENA is !!!!

*start humming the John cena melody*
*smack with cock to the ground*

Now you've succesfully performed the John Cena move.
The John Cena by Mr. Avocado January 12, 2016

the john kwon 

the john kwon by Anonymous March 23, 2003

The John Denver 

A drink for the elite class, the John Denver is not for the light hearted or weak livered. The drink consists of a Super Troopers inspired maple syrup chug, followed immediately by a shotgunned beer.
Dude, i did three John Denvers last night. I need to go to the hospital and get checked for diabetes because of The John Denver.

The John Luke Picard 

When a drunk girl is getting sick in the bathroom and when she is throwing up in the toilet. you pull her pants down and fuck her from behind. boldly going where no man has gone before!
The John Luke Picard a Mcleod special!

the john pace 

when your fucking a girl while watching fight club and all of a sudden you cock smack her, punch her in the face, and dropkick her head
wow that john pace looked like it hurt!
the john pace by yeah right March 11, 2003