You are not the father 

The words that every man loves to hear!

Maury: I hold in my hand the results to the paternity test and...

Cole: *sweating*

Maury: Cole You are not the father!

Cole: I told you bitch I wasn't!

You are not the father by Ari Shaffir September 25, 2011

bitin speakers in the face 

The lyric “bath salt, bitin speakers in the face” is used in the song Lemon by N.E.R.D & Rihanna. It refers to a case in Florida a few years ago where a man was on bath salts and cannibalized another person, biting their face.

“Bath, bath salt, bitin speakers in the face”

bitin speakers in the face by InfraredTeenager December 10, 2018

Hold the Faori

Expression that is used when someone starts complaining about several different subjects at once.

_ Aw, my girlfriend dumped me and I lost my job and...
_ Hey dude, hold the Faori.

Hold the Faori by Yonlu March 9, 2005

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood 

The thing that your friend will always remember

“Yo, do you know what I’m thinking right now?”
“Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood??”
“Cmon”

Stabbing Yourself In The Face With All The Cracks Of Blood by LZ22 October 17, 2019

Total Eclipse of the Fart 

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.

Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.

Total Eclipse of the Fart by heffelda October 25, 2010

You are NOT the father 

If you are on the Maury show, and as your head is producing a shower of sweat, to hear those words is like dodging a bullet Maxtrix style. You gloat and probably dance around while that hoe breaks down in tears and runs off to the backstage area to cry harder and sometimes louder.

"In the case of 7th month old child Shauna, Jason, you are NOT the father."

*She breaks down in tears and runs off backstage while Jason does a Michael Jackson impersonation and yells, "THE KID IS NOT MY SON!!!"*

You are NOT the father by Royal_Defense710 October 18, 2014

the fall of troy 

probably one of the most original bands that have come out in awhile. they started the genre "progcore" and now theres a lot of followers trying to do what they did. their new album Manipulator moved away from hardcore, and is just a lot of different genres, but their self-titled was more hardcore then any of their other stuff. "Phantom of the Horizon" will be due in 2008, and is based off the Ghostship Demos.

the fall of troy kick ass.

the fall of troy by anonymous12356 May 21, 2007