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stirring the egg drop soup

A-Where's Lisa? She's been in the bathroom for about 40 minutes now. Is she constipated or something?
B-Oh, she's stirring her egg drop soup. Her BF Allen left for Spain Friday, and she just felt like...
A- Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww!

Caught The Egg 

This phrase can be used an any situation where one individual is victorious by a great margin.
Example: (Imagine two Kimbo Slice fighting richard simmons) "Kimbo kicked his ass...hey richard simmons, you Caught The Egg bitch!"
Caught The Egg by Eddy Edward December 22, 2008

Cracked the egg

When someone farts while in the middle of sex.
"Dude, I'm so embarrassed. Last night when I was banging Jenny, I cracked the egg. I hope she doesn't hate me.
Cracked the egg by Lucky Smppth December 4, 2016

gregg the egg 

whoah is that GREGG THE EGG????///!!!!1111oneoneone

the water that hardens the egg softens the potato 

The water that hardens the egg softens the potato is a Russian saying that means everyone reacts to stressful circumstances differently. It is often used in the context of trauma.
"Rachel's mom just died and a week later she's back to school. Meanwhile, I'm strugling to get out of bed, just because my hamster died. I feel so shitty."

"Dude, don't beat yourself up about it. The water that hardens the egg softens the potato. "

Edie the egg lady 

Divines cognitively challenged grandmother in the movie Pink flamingos played by the late edith Massey
Edie the egg lady sits in her crib and says eggs eggs eggs. I love 💕 eggs!