crab rangoon (the food) 

Also called "cheese wonton", this thing slaps.

David: I just ordered crab rangoon (the food) for takeout.
Jeff: I approve of that.

crab rangoon (the food) by Willgamer July 8, 2021

the angry hermit crab 

While fucking a girl on the beach, take your dick out and stick it in the sand. Then put your sandy dick back in her vagina, like a hermit crab going back into its shell.

I was fucking my girl on the beach so i just did the angry hermit crab on her.

the angry hermit crab by JoeVirus November 24, 2006

Crab of the Constellations

Cancer

Person 1: "You look sick"
Person 2: *cough* The doctors stared at me for ten minutes and told me I have a rare disease called Crab of the Constellations, and there's no cure "
Person 1: "You're cooked gng"

Crab of the Constellations by SCPlayz7000 April 2, 2026

hold the crabs 

a request for sexual partner to apply condom, especially when a sexual encounter with someone new is about to proceed.

"Joe almost did me bareback, but then I exclaimed "Hold the Crabs, BRO!"

hold the crabs by jay joe January 16, 2009

biting the crabby patty 

A growing euphemism for when a guy is bad at performing oral sex on a woman. Particularly, it refers to when a guy, in a desperate attempt to stimulate the clitoris of his female partner, tries to extend his mouth as far as possible towards the clitoris and then proceeds to perform ultimately unsatisfying or poorly-formed cunnilingus. The definition comes from the scene in SpongeBob Squarepants, where Squidward is trying a crabby patty for the first time. He extends his neck, shaking in fear, extends his jaw, and then takes one, quivering *bite* of the crabby patty.

Female A: How was your night with Ricky last night?
Female B: Eh, it was alright. The sex was normal, but he went down on me and it was really weird.
Female A: Oh, did he end up biting the crabby patty?
Female B: Yep, totally bit the crabby patty.

biting the crabby patty by PapaMoose February 14, 2012

The Crabtree

The act of sitting on someone’s dick over and over until they cum

My girl got so horny, she started doing the Crabtree

The Crabtree by Upsyndicate June 28, 2025

The Big Crabcake

Slang term for Baltimore, Maryland. Made famous by Chris Berman.

Don't ya know hon, I'm gowin down der to The Big Crabcake to eat dinner next to the wooder of the inner harbor.

The Big Crabcake by Let's go Os June 15, 2017