flopping the bishop 

Beating it, masterbating, spanking it, jerking off, crankin one out, wanking off, waxing the wand, stroking the snake.

"My mom walked in as I was flopping the bishop."

flopping the bishop by G 40 June 27, 2008

Pissed the biscuit 

Fucked shit up. "Screwed the pooch." Epically failed.

I dropped my ecig and it busted into pieces. I really pissed the biscuit.

Pissed the biscuit by Katie Foreal February 19, 2017

eat the biscuit

when a guy and his friends do a circle jerk, they cum onto a biscuit. the last guy to cum has to eat the biscuit.

oh snap! kendrick has to eat the biscuit again! he must like it.

eat the biscuit by lizzie1 October 13, 2008

flog the bishop 

to masterbate crazily

i caught Ronald flogging the bishop to gay porn.

flog the bishop by Justin Hell May 18, 2004

no stranger to the biscuit tin 

A fat wap. Person of unenviable girth.

See also:
Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.

See that Mark Daniels - there's a well trodden path to the fridge door in his house..... He's no stranger to the biscuit tin....

no stranger to the biscuit tin by Blue boy April 6, 2004

Polishing the bishop 

To masturbate.

After watching "Buffy the Vampire Slayer," I feel like polishing my bishop"

Polishing the bishop by Huppmoile October 22, 2003

bashing the bish 

For a male to masturbate. The glans of a penis resembles a bishop's mitre.

"I was bashing the bish last night. Almost as good as pussy!"

bashing the bish by erotica69 September 17, 2005