hold the beard 

a male equivalent to holding back a women's hair while she throws up. Usually used in a joking fashion.

hold the beard while i throw up in this back alley

hold the beard by link283 February 14, 2014

By the beard 

One of a handful salutephrases from the game Deep Rock Galactic.

Dwarf1: Rock and stone to the bone!
Dwarf2: By the beard!
Dwarf3:Leave no dwarf behind!

By the beard by eldoggo October 24, 2018

Fuck me in the beard 

The act of verbally fucking through out his or her conversation

YOYOMA133: What the fuck you homo fucka wat the fuck is wit you

Fuckyou554: You know what, Fuck me in the beard

Fuck me in the beard by Jamesthegreat52 January 23, 2009

Fear the beard 

When you play basketball for a long period of time and you dont shave your face and it gets dirty and finally when you start "sucking" like oh i dont know say Pullen off the K-state team. Finally it gets to the point of no return; you get crabs in your beard.

"Fear The beard man Fear The beard". Why? Does he have crabs? Chin warts?

Fear the beard by BankingDJ March 26, 2010

hit the beard 

You know, when shit needs done, you "hit the beard". Just like Antonio Montana (Scarface) when he shivvs one of Fidel Castros top henchmen..

Manny-The boss needs us to take the hit out on that gut over there, that is our required target to freedom.
Antonio- ¿Que te pasa? Let's "hit the beard" and go to America! ¡Vamanos!

hit the beard by CatDaddyBigBalls April 17, 2018

splitting the beard 

When a female parts her vaginal lips either to piss or to have things inserted in her!

Tanya love splitting the beard when she went for a piss!!

splitting the beard by steven Dressel April 15, 2008

egg in the beard 

Getting cum in the pubic hair.

"There's egg in the beard"
"That beard is pretty eggy"
"I'll put my egg in your beard"

egg in the beard by TRYBAL April 17, 2023