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or the terrorists have won 

basically, it's used in the following ways:

1. the best excuse to get what you want.
2. A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.
You name it
Admit you absolutely love male & female characters to the point you want to jack off to Rule 34 porn of them or have actual "Sex" with them or the terrorists have won

admit you secretly like/love listening to Skrillex's whole discography, Taylor Swift's whole discography, Rebecca Black's Friday, Justin Bieber's Baby, Aqua's Barbie, Spice Girl's Wannabe, Carly Rae Jepsen's Call Me Maybe, Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind, Design The Skyline's Surrounded By Silence or the terrorists have won

Respect furries & their fetishes or the terrorists have won
Play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won
Party like a wild animal and get wasted and have sex like there's no tomorrow or the terrorists have won
Give all the human rights to LGBTQ+ people or the terrorists have won
Vote for Donald Trump or the terrorists have won
Harvest all the Little Sisters & kill all allies in Bioshock 1 & 2 or the terrorists have won
Kill Ashley Graham in Resident Evil 4 or the terrorists have won
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or the terrorists have won 

Basically a perfect excuse to get exactly what you want in life, regardless of circumstances.
Admit you want to have sex with your favourite video game/movie characters or the terrorists have won.
play video games 24/7 and never get a job or the terrorists have won.
set the church on fire or the terrorists have won.
commit the seven deadly sins every single day or the terrorists have won.
burn the holy bible or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love listening to guilty pleasure pop songs or the terrorists have won.
admit you secretly love playing Fortnite or the terrorists have won.
join me in worshipping Satan as our lord & savior or the terrorists have won.
Party like a wild animal, get totally wasted and have sex with prostitutes or the terrorists have won.
spend your life savings on sweets, sodas, energy drinks, crisps etc. or the terrorists have won.

You label them terrorists first 

Ted "Always on vacation during a crisis" Cruz talking to Tucker Carlson about America killing people....
Hym "I mean, you label them terrorists first AND THEN YOU KILL THEM but you ALSO get to KILL AS MANY INNOCENT CIVILIANS AS YOU WANT SO LONG AS YOU'RE (TECHNICALLY) AIMING FOR THE TERRORISTS... Which I can't criticize TOO MUCH because I'm ALSO doing it kind of but still. Adding that extra step doesn't change anything. But it's OK Ted. I'm saving you. You're being saved. BE SAVEDAH!!!!!!!!!!!"

we do not negotiate with terrorists 

When our lord and savoury crumpet Pazuzu decides to try and turn you into a Boat Mormon, Jesus hides among you like russian spies, or the quiet kid and math teacher decide to start subtracting, just force them in a debate club and convince them to NOT do those things by saying "we do not negotiate with terrorists".
Hey, Pazuzu, Jesus, Maths Teacher, Quiet Kid, Boat Mormon, we do not negotiate with terrorists!!!!!!!!!

Terrorist of Bollywood 

SRK is known as terrorist of bollywood.
SRK was the biggest threat for terrorists when he gone nude in Maya Memsaab.
SRK murdered Indian audience as well as ISIS, Al Qaeda terrorists by his cringeworthy acting & poor dialogue delivery.
Happy New year, Ra One, Guddu these films deserve oscar for wiping all terrorist organisations from this planet, thats why we call SRK is the biggest terrorist of bollywood.
Terrorist of Pakistan - We have laden, Hafiz saeed, hydrogen bomb.
Terrorist of Bollywood - I have Happy New Year

Tuxedo Terrorist 

The Tuxedo terrorist is a man In the game team fortress 2 that is the 9th class. He goes around with a knife skin thinking the same rules from csgo apply to tf2 and try's to head shot people across the map with the amby, because he never read the jungle inferno patch notes. If somehow succsessful in such feats, he gets on the ground and does a lobster dance and screams random weaboo quotes for all masked backstabers are french weaboos.
*Heavaly armed russian man gets backstabbed*

The French rapist from the 6th known fairy tale, also known as the Tuxedo Terrorist: Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru
Tuxedo Terrorist by MrMtHood May 11, 2018

Terroriser 

Ran for governor, than he put the cookie down, than became a sexual predator, than he jingled ALL THE FUCKING WAY
Terroriser by CatBroPapy August 26, 2017