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Work avoidance technician 

Some who works harder to avoid work than the task it self
Look at this work avoidance technician over here, he's working harder hiding from the foreman than doing the job.

technicolour yawn 

the act of vomiting, or vomit
I did a technicolour yawn after that party on Saturday.
technicolour yawn by Dunky Oggins October 24, 2003

technical hiccup 

A unexplainable technical outage that causes end-users to despise network administrators. Typically, the term "hiccup" is used either:

to "dumb down" the explanation for the less-technically-inclined
-or-
because the network administrator hasn't a clue about what has happened and doesn't want anyone to know he can't explain the problem.
The reason you couldn't login to your computer this morning was due to a "technical hiccup" and has thus been fully digested. Thank you for your patience and have a nice day.
technical hiccup by sindazed December 28, 2005

Technical Foul

When someone ruins a triumph, conquest, or personal joy by saying "technically...."
It's Party time!
Technically it is 2:30
Dude, technical foul

Lighting Technicians

People who work the light-boards for shows, assemblies ect. They are often quite awesome. If you touch their board while they're not around, you might get a limb of some sort bitten off
"Hey, those guys look like pretty cool people!"
"They must be a Lighting Technicians!"

Technicality 

1: Any detail an individual person cannot remember or does not wish to take into account.
2: A small detail, especially legal or related to rules, that NOBODY remembers or cares about unless they can abuse it for something.
1: That's just a technicality! -anyone on the wrong side of an argument
2: Did you hear they let that mass-murderer off on a technicality?

Heard it!? I'm skipping town because of it!
Technicality by WolfsTrinity June 11, 2014