stone the crow 

the crow shows up to eat the dead. to stone the crow is to refuse to die

my wife left me and took the kids, i was fired from my job of sixteen years, and my rent is 2 months behind but I wont stone the crow

stone the crow by Pierre Eversham May 14, 2016

in the cross-hairs 

aimed at with a weapon

He was in the cross-hairs but was not afraid to fight back.

in the cross-hairs by The Return of Light Joker October 8, 2009

cream on the crop 

When you cum on her pussy and gets in her batch (pussy hair)

Person 1: Yo dude I heard you hit Michelle last night, is that legit?
Person 2: Yeah, I put the cream on the crop
Person 1: Damn son.

cream on the crop by ChaBoiX July 4, 2017

The Crow

Brandon Lee is God. Greatest movie in the world. Erik Draven's wife gets killed, and he seeks revenge upon all who have killed her. Also looks after his friend, who misses him dearly.
"True love never dies"
"It can't rain all the time"

The Crow is the best movie EVER!

The Crow by XxPoisonBeautyxX January 30, 2004

Stroking the Crossbar 

when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.

Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".

Stroking the Crossbar by Big Ben Boy August 4, 2010

The Crockpot 

When your girlfriend mother drives 10 hrs having to shit, but instead ofew stopping to poo, she let's it brew until she gets to your house then paints your toilet and walls.

Dammit Linda, you did the crockpot again. My toilet looks like an atomic shit bomb went off.

The Crockpot by Spanky J May 2, 2015

on the cross 

behaving as though you're a martyr, the victim of an injustice, and doing it in a self-righteous way, as though you're the only one who has suffered
(the phrase is a sarcastic reference to Jesus being on the cross, the idea being "You think you're an innocent victim, like Jesus on the cross? Who do you think you are?")

situation: Person A has been trying to set up a conversation with Person B, to have a conversation about an important issue that affects a family member (Person C), but Person B has been attacking Person A for his faults, instead of focusing on understanding the family member's challenge - Person B is putting himself "on the cross" instead of helping to solve the problem
"Who do you think you are? Is this about my faults, or are we talking about helping Person C? You give me a call when you get off the cross, and we'll talk more then. Meanwhile, I'll get to work on my own."

on the cross by fj190 July 22, 2016