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Angry Stephen Hawking 

when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.
Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!
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ur stephen hawking docking

when two wheelie bois dock (sticking ones dick into the others) with one another .
bully: ur mum gay
you: ur stephen hawking docking
bully: *bully's dick instantly blows up*

The Stephen Hawking 

When you have sex with the space between someones face and shoulder causing them to crane their neck like Stephen Hawking. See bagpiping.
Dude my girlfriend and I have been dating for so long we've started doing crazy shit in bed like The Stephen Hawking.
The Stephen Hawking by localpirate November 1, 2014

kinky stephen hawking 

When you fuck another human that's sitting down
Ian gave his brother a kinky Stephen hawking

The Stephen Hawking 

The Stephen Hawking is when you having sex so good that when you cum, you make the Stephen Hawking Face.
Jim: Dude I banged this girl last night and she was so good I made The Stephen Hawking face.

Stephen Hawkings' football boots

Describing something that is absolutely useless or pointless.
That'll come in as handy as stephen hawkings' football boots.

Stephen Hawkings 

The spaz in a wheelchair i laughed at during science.
I may not be smarter than Stephen Hawkings but at least i can move.
Stephen Hawkings by Apumar April 23, 2008