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Gamer Standard Time 

Gamer Standard Time (GST) is a time zone for gaming worlds, virtual worlds, and all online forms of video game playing.

It just happens to coincide with PST (Pacific Standard Time), probably because California is the leading place for the video gaming industry and virtual worlds.
1: "What time do you want to start a game tonight? Around 9 Gamer Standard Time?"

2: "Sure. So GST is what...? 8pm for me here in Denver?"

1: "No, it's 10pm for Mountain Time."

2: "Hell yeah! See you later!"
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Weiner Standard Time 

The act of being too late to be fashionably late. This usually occurs when pickup is necessary by a Weiner. If you are getting picked up in 1 minute WST, you may as well walk home.The simple formula to calculate WST in your current time zone is:
Current Time ÷ pi x 4.

There is also a Weiner Minute, which is one minute in WST.
Mom, can you pick me up?

Sure thing! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

Is that Weiner Standard Time?

Yes

O.K. Mom! See you at 12:06!

Mittal Standard Time (MST) 

The event took place at Mittal Standard Time (MST).

Indie Rock Standard Time (IRST)

The official time given for when a band will perform, even though everyone knows they will actually go on at least 45 minutes late.
Person One: What the hell? Weren't Black Lips supposed to go on at 10:00? That was nearly an hour ago!!??!

Person Two: Psh, dude, chillout. They were supposed to go on at 10:00 Indie Rock Standard Time (IRST). Look, they're about to go on now. Right on time.

homo standard time 

noun. a time system which homosexuals use. it is often half an hour to an hour latter than the standard time.

it is usual for a homo to run on HST to allow more time to drink, primp, have sex or generally slack off before going to a party or function. they also think it is fashionable to show up late, even though they know they'll show up with every other homo too.
The cocktail party for Ted and Billy's wedding was at 7:00pm, but all their gay friends were running on Homo Standard Time and showed up at 8.
homo standard time by JP_002 February 1, 2007

Latin Standard Time (LST) 

the independent time that people of latin decent function off of. this usually means they will be late anywhere from 30 minutes to two hours.
Kaitlyn- Where's Lola?
Reesa- Don't you know she runs on Latin Standard Time (LST)?! She'll be here in an hour...

Quantum Standard Time 

A time zone where its all the times, all the time
That dude programs like he must be on Quantum Standard Time!