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Snaggle tooth 

when a tooth is bigger than the rest and usually tilted in an awkward position.
see Snaggle Tooth, the cartoon character, or Jewel the singer
Snaggle tooth by Ceclipse November 19, 2003

Haggleproof Snaggletooth 

Something or someone that doesn't make sense.

Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P

Because the lyrics don't make sense

"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"
What's going on??

I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.

What's this dude talkin about?

I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth

snagglekooch 

a girls vag that excretes a bloody death concoction and stanks of rotting tuna and has the fangs of a thousand warewolves.
Misty: I sure hope you don't go down on me tonight babe. Look what hoodie did to JJ.

Jeren: Why not wifey.

Misty: You dont want my snagglekooch to rip off your dick. Why don't you just braid my bush.

JJ: Dat snagglekooch straight ma fuckin ripped of my dick jeren. Proceed with caution.
snagglekooch by doo mayne flo rida October 21, 2010
Very bad slurring of words, sometimes even creating new words that make perfect sense to you but not to anyone else. This phenomenon is cause by drinking vast quantities of alcohol. Rum produces the best snarggling
"Did I call you and snargle last night?"
"Yeah, you were really drunk, I had no idea what you were saying"

"Wow Becky, you were wasted last night, you were snarggling really badly"
"oh god, not again"
Snargle by Snarggler January 19, 2009

Snaggle Toothed 

a person with teeth in their mouth that are not alligned with each other.
Joe had an appointment with the orthodontist to get his snaggle toothed grin fixed.
Snaggle Toothed by Tonja J. December 23, 2008

Snaggle pussette 

A fat, abrasive, ugly, bitchy woman.
A cunt with a capital K.
The only positive attribute us that the snaggle pussette has caused any man who has had the misfortune to wake up next to her in bed after too many drinks the night before to give up alcohol entirely.