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ankle slasher 

People who hide under your car in a parking lot or other parking space with some long sharp object (like a sword) and slash at your ankles to cripple you and then hop out and rob you, or rape you, or take whatever you want, cause you are in pain, and can't move from the ankle injury.
Jeff wanted to rob the poor old lady who was shopping in Wal*Mart, so he hid under her Lamborghini with a sword, and when she walked by, he slashed her ankles, and snatched the purse full of ratchet money. He snatched the ratch, cause you know, if it's ratchet, then you snatch it. He was an ankle slasher.
ankle slasher by Sittin'onAtoilet February 18, 2014

The Hash Slinging Slasher 

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

shirt slasher 

Someone who knifes or shoots people, therefore "slashing" their shirt.
He's a murderer...he's a shirt slasher.

Hash Tagging Slasher 

an annoying ass person on ig or some other social media that puts as much "relevent" hashtags as possible on thier shit.
Jesus Christ, Chelsea needs to calm her little titz down with the damn hashtags on Instagram! She's a fucking Hash Tagging Slasher!

Lip slinging slasher 

Another name for this big lipped fucker named Paul Keith Hughes
Spongebob: Oh my god!!!
Me: it looks like Squidwards house
Chris: man, it’s just the lip slinging slasher!

magma slasher 

An awesome youtuber who you should subscribe to.
Wow have you seen Magma Slasher's Latest video? it's an awesome animation.
magma slasher by Magma Slasher June 15, 2017