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Strippering 

Candi: So i was strippering the other day at the mall when the security guard kicked me out
Britt: OMG they tried to do that to me but i said i was endorsing the store, because when im not strippering im wearing they're clothes

Shispering 

'Andrew was shispering really loudly in the library today'
Shispering by bob qwerty April 19, 2013

Skipping out on a tab 

when you buy a drink at the bar where they know you and you have no cash at the time, you get them to put it on your account (tab). If you leave the area or disappear without paying that account, you are skipping out on a bar tab
You're in a bar:
-hey man... can I get some drink... I'll pay you later..
-sure... here..
Then you take a few drinks and take off.... and just disappear...
and that's called "Skipping out on a tab"...
Skipping out on a tab by TMP3 December 7, 2010

Skipping Rocks 

When you take a dump that feels like a good one but instead shoot out tiny pebbles that are unsatisfactory and usually splash up and leave your bottom wet. A benefit of this is that you will most likely be left with a 'rock bottom' that is a no mess no fuss clean up with little to no toilet paper usage.
I.e. : I was gonna lay some cable but instead wound up skipping rocks when I got home, but at least it was a one wiper.
Skipping Rocks by ToiletMint69 February 9, 2023

Speed Skipping 

"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"
Speed Skipping by woahimbomb April 10, 2009

swole skipping 

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.
Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"