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Situationship 

A term women who are batting out of their league use to rationalize getting pumped and dumped, or being a side chick. A situationship is when a man does not want to commit to a woman, generally because he does not like the woman that much, is married, has a girlfriend, or is just happier being single.

A man continues the situationship because he wants to continue having sex and/or feels bad and wants to let the woman down easy and phase things out gradually, so that she doesn't feel pumped and dumped, even though she was.
Jane: I'm in a situationship with this guy, it's so awkward. We only see each other like once a month when he texts me late night.
John: Snap out of it, you're being used and abused. He's probably on to someone else by now and barely remembers what you look like.
Situationship by Bill 215 October 14, 2022
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situationship 

When two people have been talking for a long time and do not want to commit to a relationship or want a relationship with no labels.
Me: Are you & Kennedy in a relationship yet ?

Dan: No, we don't like labels or like commitment

Me: So a situationship ?
Dan: Yea

situationship 

When your in relationship because of your situation
He and his girlfriend are in a situationship. He's only with her because he needs a place to stay
situationship by SpasticSarcastic November 8, 2019

situationship 

Not really a relationship. Just a situation your stuck in, where your both unhappy but society says you should be together to try to make it work. . . . Screw society, be a rebel.
Jamie and josh/kinsey and scott, was in situationships. It was miserable for all of them.
situationship by #adultproblems January 17, 2015

Situationship 

When you fall asleep on the phone, hold hands, hangout as more than friends , flirt with each other, give each other compliments but you aren’t in a relationship.
Tails: Hey Amy how is your relationship with Sonic going

Amy: He still hasn’t made any moves

Tails: Oh so you’re in a situationship
Situationship by kathykakes October 29, 2022

Situationship 

Situationship, is two people who cannot leave each other alone. Situationship is when your have broken up but decides to be friends but that relationship bond is still there.. Situationship is two people who acts like a couple but they’re not.
girl 1- I get to see my man today, girl 2- whooo? girl 1- well he’s not my man, we’re friends its a situationship
Situationship by heyhey23girl2 June 15, 2023

situationship 

A situation that has become a relationship or a relationship that has become a situation. In either case it’s more than likely someone is unhappy in one or the other. Thus, situationship.
She wasn’t fully committing to him and he didn’t know where he stood so it felt more like a situationship then a relationship.
situationship by 420success July 18, 2020