Shifty

(Noun) - Slang for a black urban male. Historically, black urban males prefer to have one hand on their crotch as if they are constantly shitfing it in one direction or the other.

"Don't stare at that shifty over there. He looks like he wants to start something."

Shifty by Elubart May 1, 2006

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Shifty

God-like moderator of the Codename:Network Forums, absolutely 1337 in every way possible, can do all the stuff that Jesus can and more. Upon hearing the word, you may feel a sence of inspiration from God, and can draw your energy from the all-mighty Shifty!

See also - Rufus'Pwner
Jesus-Toppler

1) That post was so worthwile and non-senseless, I thought it was one of Shiftys!

2)You are so cool, you are like a Shifty in the making.

Shifty by Rob (now do I get my Shifty Fanclub Membership) July 21, 2004

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Related Words

Shifty • shifty eyes • shifty nigger • shifty nuts • shifty shaft • Shifty Shellshock • [Shifty Sleeves] • shiftyeyesdogg • shiftynou • *shifty eyes*

Shifty

A supernatural owning force/tool used to teach less 1337 a lesson in 1337ing. Requires batteries.

If you don't stop moaning young one, I shall use a Shifty on you.

Shifty by Smoothie July 22, 2004

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Shifty

Can be followed by "1111" to denote many excalimation points, as Shift + 1 places an "!" symbol on a standard keyboard configuration. Precede with omg if you like.

This is a very sarcastic way of being enthusiastic, yet still rather nerdy.

"Hey, I just got Halo 2!!! It's the best game EVAR!!!"

"OMG shifty 11111"

Shifty by rough groove June 3, 2005

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Shifty

Boner, erection.

To chuck a shifty.

Shifty by acky December 4, 2003

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Shifty

A shady character located in the mt helena region who enjoys pimping younger girls and wears kappa tracksuits and enjoys drinking real mccoys

Dont pull a wikid shifty on me!

Shifty by jojojojojojojojo July 1, 2005

Shifty

1) A excalamation that represents "shit" because their may be adults or somebody around that may find you offensive or immature.

1)
Jo Bo: I have contracted AIDS.
Masa: Holy Shifty Me TOO!!!
2)
Garon: Damn I got to take a shifty!! Get out of the way.!!
3)
McNally: When I was at football practice I saw Reno take a Shifty!!
Hong: Hey Reno did you take a shifty on the field?
Reno: No...Who told you!?!?!?!?

Shifty by Honginator October 14, 2004

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