Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015

Shuttering

When a person can fart on command therefore opening and closing their butthole like a camera shutter

Stewart was shuttering so hard that he shot crap out on ross.

by dirtyvulture November 22, 2011

smattering

a variety, or a sampling

I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.

by Patricia Gibbens September 12, 2003

Shatnerian

1) Any conspiracy theory related to a William Shatner documentary or anything accepted as canon when said by any member of the Star Trek cast (any series).
2) Any unsubstantiated urban legend accepted by the ignorant or made up on the spot when speaking to an idiot.
3) The type of personality that can make a skeptic a believer or make the legally impoverished donate thousands.

1: What kind of Shatnerian Jonathan Frakes/Leonard Nemoy crap is this?

2: You actually think I'd fall for that Shatnerian magic trick?

3: Boy, that televangelist sure loosens purses. What a Shatner!

by palex June 24, 2005

smattering of nuns

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

shattering point

When something is on the verge of breaking

Hamish is at his shattering point, I hope he makes it through ok.

by Xtria Broda December 20, 2015

shatnerish

Speaking in the manner of Star Trek star, William Shatner.

Alex sounded really shatnerish during the play last night. I wonder where he learned to talk like that...

by Hashbrownette January 27, 2006