Shaking hands with the pope

A phrase to indicate masturbation.

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.

Shaking hands with the pope by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021

Shaking hands with the bishop 

A person of the male gender masturbating.

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!

Shaking hands with the bishop by samsammydog March 28, 2012

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln 

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters

When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln by R. Keefe November 30, 2005

Shaking the vending machine

Having sex with a fat chick.

In either case, there is usually snacking involved afterward.

When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".

Shaking the vending machine by km22 May 18, 2011

shaking in my boots 

SHOOK!!!!!!
SHE JUST TOLD ME THE TEA!!!!!
PRESSED ABOUT THE NEWS
DILEMMA

BRUH HE REALLY DID THAT??? I'M SHAKING IN MY BOOTS SIS!!

shaking in my boots by DRIPPYGAL02 July 19, 2017

shaking hands with the mayor 

Taking a leak. Urinating, et al.

"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.

shaking hands with the mayor by AndrewJR May 22, 2006

shaking the knuckles 

Slang for masturbation when trying to discreetly but openly talk about masturbation.

Past tense: shook the knuckles

Last night I was shaking the knuckles while Ellen was on.

shaking the knuckles by vladmiric acid August 17, 2010