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Shaking hands with the bishop 

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!

Shaking Hands with Abe Lincoln 

Masturbation; spanking the monkey; shining the pope; pleasing the tall dude with the beard; playing 5 on 1, hanging out with Mary Palmer and her 5 sisters
When the professor asked the students if "there were any other terms for masturbation" to add to the list he had on the board during our human sexuality class, the class fell silent. Then, this grisly old dude in the back crowed out "shaking hands with Abe Lincoln". His addition shocked the entire class including the professor.

Shaking the vending machine

Having sex with a fat chick.

In either case, there is usually snacking involved afterward.
When you get too drunk or just simply its been a while you may end up "shaking the vending machine".

shaking in my boots 

SHOOK!!!!!!
SHE JUST TOLD ME THE TEA!!!!!
PRESSED ABOUT THE NEWS
DILEMMA
BRUH HE REALLY DID THAT??? I'M SHAKING IN MY BOOTS SIS!!

shaking hands with the mayor 

"Where's Tom?", I asked. "He's shaking hands with the mayor", my sister answered as she gestured towards the men's room.

shaking the knuckles 

Slang for masturbation when trying to discreetly but openly talk about masturbation.

Past tense: shook the knuckles
Last night I was shaking the knuckles while Ellen was on.