Seedy

Top phrase being “spread it open and flick the bean”

Jamie Callaghan is the definition of seedy on a night out

Seedy by Maga25 July 10, 2025

Seedy Settings 

Imagine this, You’re with a girl the time is 11pm you’re chilling in her room with a bottle of henny. she starts giving you the eyes. you know it’s about to be seedy settings

Popularly misheard as CD settings
Used famously by UK drill Artist v9 (Homerton)

My friend: Bro how was it last night ?
me : Seedy settings bro, what can i say

Seedy Settings by Just_a_simp June 20, 2020

Seedy gobble 

One obtaining a nosh off or blow job from someone in otherwise shady conditions such as on the back seat of a bus or in the boardroom of a fully manned office. Seedy goobles are both risky and dangerous but this only adds to the fun of getting a seedy gobble.

Hey Barron, I was at my old nans on Tuesday redecorating her bedroom. While she was in the next room her best friend pulled my pants down and gave me a seedy gooble

I was on the number 19 on the way home the other day and the missus unzipped my flies and gave me a seedy gobble on the bus!

I once worked in a bar and a well known comedian came in for a few drinks. I ended up giving him a seedy gobble in my car.

Seedy gobble by BennyB January 16, 2013

Seedy Muffin 

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

Seedy Muffin by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

Seedy Weedies 

A gang of teenagers who believe they are so cool that they can fix global warming. Neglected by society, Seedies Weedies define the group of outcasts who unite together to boost their confidence and ego. Seedies Weedies are good people, who make decisions which enforces social suicide. Ultimately, being a Seedy Weedy can mean more than one thing, however one thing’s for sure, they are the shit.

Wow, now he’s a part of the Seedy Weedies for conquering that act of public indecency!

Seedy Weedies by theshitthatdoesntshitonanyone February 9, 2019

Seedy Phil 

A majestic creature, dwelling around the public school system... can always be found lurking in the back of nice photos looking seedy

WTF are you doing seedy phil!

Seedy Phil by big trevor October 20, 2008

Seedy Old Man

A man in his 30s and up who looks at younger girls (guys) with a eyes full of lust. Occasionally they will say "How you doing?" in a slurred and "sensual" way.

Jim Peng (32 year old guy): How you doing?

Girl (18 years old): Eww you seedy old man! Get away from me

Seedy Old Man by The messanger of truth January 21, 2011