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QUEENSTOWN SECONDARY SCHOOL 

a school located at Strathmore Rd filled with bare matreps, minahs, stupid teachers & students, step yps, cancelled discipline teachers and a scamming botak stall owner (joe mama). teachers cares more about tucking in shirts than wearing masks properly and some teachers have sock kinks and confiscate your socks if there's designs or is ankle socks (excluding express people, biased ass teachers). qtss is the most budget school, tables with random blue shit that will stick to wtv you hv, shit aircons in aircon rooms and a 24/7 broken cubicle in the toilets on lvl 4, although toilets smells nice due to the matreps vaping. don't come to this school if you are hydrated, they will ban you from going to piss during exams. lastly, this school think they smart, form teacher are called class mentors, prefects are called student leaders and has a buddy system (never think of people with no friends). ultimately, don't come to this school.
Mr Foo: You thinking of going to Queenstown Secondary School after your primary school?
Tom: Nah it's a shit school like your hairline and arsenal
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Regent secondary school 

A Vape heaven where stocks is always available in the general office.
Sec 3/4 paikia's who's vape kena confiscate all go there. All type of device (sp2,wuzz, drag x, RELX, bold,DD3S,infinity). Vape juice also have. Everything in stock.

If want can dm leong_kok_kee@moe.edu.sg or regentsec.edu.sg.
Student A: eh bro wan go regent secondary shool aft psle the got all type of vape in the GO
StudentB: really ah. Ok i will put my first choice as regent secondary school

montfort secondary school

montfort secondary is where everyday you will see a student sitting at the detention area everyday upon entering the school.It is also home to the yps sparing and fighting in the toilet.The toilet in our school is the best for doing all sorts of shit like vaping,fighting,escaping class and using phone.There are also alot of discipline cases everyday as there is always that one cb kia with anger issues in the class that likes to fight ppl for the smallest shit
Montfort secondary school where you will definitely need to fight someone in your time there

Ahmad Ibrahim secondary school 

where the only ghost in the toilet is people doing ghost, and where the teacher all cannot talk properly and where lawrence hobby is to hunt for phone and fly fast car
‘Ahmad Ibrahim secondary school’ is where the girl kena pregnant right ?

North Vista Secondary School 

North vista, a school where our principal is rarely seen. What is he doing??

Vice principal uses his megaphone instead of a speaker. Saving electricity i see...
Teachers are very bias, towards prefects too they aim at them.

Its quite budget too and dosent have an elevator. Prepare to climb up stairs even when you're injured!

Our school has chio bus tho. Something good??

Our lockers are discarded from other schools 💕 Environmental friendly!!
Heres a tip: if you plan to come here, think twice!
Kid: Guys i want go north vista secondary school.
Sibling who goes to NVSS: Eee go loh, but dont regret ah

Vessigny Secondary School 

A School in the St.Patrick region of Trinidad and Tobago that is more illiterate than than the children that attend it and can barely hold a proper bazaar because the staff are irresponsible and can barely keep the savings safe as it got stolen by thieves who cut a hole in the roof in broad daylight and took it like a bad man .It also has a lot of small piggy bullamen there.
You see that man there,he does go vessigny secondary school and he smarter and more well behaved than the teachers that teach there.

Columbia Secondary School 

A school filled with fucking idiots lmfao. It’s ‘afFiLliAtED wiTh CoLuMBiA uNiVErSITY’ so u would think its a smart school huh? Nope. Also professor martin is a bitch and a bully n that’s the tea ☕️ Bye y’all -f
-Columbia Secondary School is such a prestigious school!!

-lmfao nope last week the top floor was set on fire cuz some kid dropped a joint in the trash can

(True Story man)