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mrs. sawed off 

The female counterpart of Mr. Sawed Off and/or Krayzie Bone of the popular hip-hop group Bone Thugs N Harmony. This woman is distinctly hood, and goes harder than any other female in her generation. With obvious distaste for bullshit and fronts, she will knock a fool straight if he starts to trip. The baddest of the bad, the hoodest of the hood. Always keeps it a hunnit.
That crazy bitch Mrs. Sawed Off about done lost her shit on that nigga Raekwon the other day. She go hard as hell.
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the sawed off

Chugging two 375ml bottles of liquor at the same time
“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Sawed Off when I lay my vengeance upon thee.”

Sawed her legs off 

Having aggressive consensual sex with a female.
I took her home and sawed her legs off.

sawed-offs

pants that fall between the ankle and knee in length; essentially capri pants for men, made to sound more manly.
guy 1: dude, are you seriously wearing capri pants?
guy 2: psh, no, capris are for women. these are sawed-offs.
sawed-offs by i invented shizam August 11, 2010

Shawed-off Sotgun 

A retractable mallet, often confused with the more common sawed-off shotgun.
imma beat your face in with my shawed-off sotgun!
Shawed-off Sotgun by logwash December 9, 2008