Russian 

A person who is born in the vast and great country of Russia. Known for being theives, drunks and soccer hooligans. Bar-fights are a national sport. Second place is the who-can-drink-more vodka-before-passsing-out competition.

Passport Control: Hey man where ya from?
Blonde Guy: (with heavy accent) Hello, I am Russian :)
Passport Control: Hey man back off!!! You cant have my wallet!! >:(

Russian by Lex Russian May 21, 2008

Russian 

Russians:
are people who are some way from russia.

they are very proud of thier culture. they are rude, and in many ways weird people. they all have orgies together and talk about you in their language.
the teen age girls are stuck up and snobs with an attitude,
the dudes seem to be cool,
and they are all on crack.

my little school has like 10 russians and they all bang each other and are weird

Russian by mmachs yeah March 27, 2009

Russian 

Counter strike in a nutshell

God damn Russians again

Russian by raggiebo January 2, 2015

Russian 

Expression for a lesbian or group of lesbians used by straight people as "code" when they want to refer to someone that is a carpet muncher without being detected by the lesbian.

Rich: "Oh wow look at all those russians out there on the patio"

Todd: "Yeah somebodies muff diving tonight"

Russian by Peanut M&M's August 1, 2009

russian 

Ultimate undisputed masters of rocket sciences.The oh-i-am-so-great Americans cannot even hold a candle to the ingenuity of the Russians.

USA bought 101 newly developed rockets from the Russians.

russian by simpleton? January 19, 2005

Russian 

Person from the Russian Federation, speaks Russian language (East Slavic). Quite often used abroad to refer to Russian speakers from former Soviet republics who may in fact be of a different ethnic group or nationality. Usually intellectual and sometimes unnecessarily sentimental.

"He speaks the Russian language and claims he's from Russia so he's probably Russian!"

Russian by ebato April 15, 2006

Russian 

"Russian" -A beast that would beat the shit out of anybody -Would beat the shit out of the teyler and deriek vance -Crumps and Bullets worst enemy

Russian is the shit and I will kneel to him and praise his presence

Russian by Donfuckwitabeast June 9, 2011