steak raped 

to take a girl out for a pricey dinner, pay for the whole thing, and then not only not get any nookie that night, but she doesnt respond to any of your texts or answer your phone calls

Me: Hey, dude, I took this chick out to Flemming's for a nice dinner that cost me over $100, and i didnt get any nookie at the end of the night.

Ryan: Dude that sucks

Me: Tell me about it! And since then she hasn't returned any of my texts or phone calls!

Ryan: Man, you got steak raped!

steak raped by marksu2 February 8, 2010

Was that before or after you raped him? 

Used when one does not know how to respond to a really lame story or long drawn out explanation.

Guy A: "I took my dog for a walk today"
Guy B: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Person 1: "Dennis and I went to blah blah blah. It was so rad, yo "
Person 2: "Was that before or after you raped him?"

Was that before or after you raped him? by TurboTorb March 15, 2011

Time Rapped 

When you have an important deadline to meet and time seems to be going faster in order to screw you over.

Guy1: I had a paper to turn in for science, but while I was working on it was like, one second it was 9, and then next second it was midnight. Guy2: You totally got time rapped!!

Time Rapped by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010

Raped Ape 

Runs like an ape that was just raped. e.g. a fast car

That Camaro has 500 shot, so it won't last long, but it runs like a raped ape today!

Raped Ape by Jilly The Kid April 30, 2021

Beat Raped 

When a dancer anticipates the dropping of the beat at the usual time, only to be thrown off when it drops a beat or two later.

Jack was way ahead in the World Air Guitar championships, until he got Beat Raped halfway through.

Beat Raped by Seamus Fitzrobert August 26, 2009

Notification Raped 

The act of going onto someones Facebook page and liking everything on their page...every video they post,every status they post,everything they comment on or like.

I got bored so i notifaction raped my friend on facebook.

"aw i dont believe!"(friend checks they're facebook page...200 notifications) "i've been notification raped!

Notification Raped by merickane February 19, 2011

Trailer Raped 

A trailer rape occurs when one watches a really awesome trailer for a movie and thinks "Oh I've got to see this sh*t". Only to watch the movie and realize that the movie completely sucks. The best parts were condensed into a 3 minute trailer.

Rick: Hey dude, we saw the trailer for skyline and decided to see it, but that movie sucked major balls.....

Brock: Yeah man, you got fucking trailer raped!!

Trailer Raped by An Older, Dirtier Bastard. April 24, 2011