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Quief Locker 

1) An insult usually directed towards a girl.

OR

2) A girl's pair of underwear/pants after a long hot day with a disgustingly pungent odor. Usually the result of discharge, sweat and booty stank. Comparable to that of an old gym locker. A place where chick's hide their version of knob cheese.
After two weeks of dating, Jessica finally gave in and let me get some, its a shame i had to kick her ass out after she dropped her jeans and i got a whiff of her Quief Locker!
Quief Locker by ScottyKnew March 19, 2011
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Quief Nugget 

A guy usually between the ages of 16-18 from the Willamete Valley area of Oregon whos only excuse for not fucking her girlfriend is because she is to Tom Boyish. Also thought to be the biggest asshole known to man.
Jimmy: Hey dude, are Sarah and Mike having sex yet? They've been dating for 4 months!

Timmy: Nah dude, Mikes being a quief nugget!
Quief Nugget by wolfgang phelps March 29, 2010

Quief Latifah 

A large black woman particulary susceptible to quiefing.
A was going down on the girl and she busted out like Quief Latifah. Awww Hell Nawwwww.

Quief monster 

Someone who can fart out of the vagina numerous times a second, also known as a queif master
During the slumber party the girls had a "Queif-off". just as it looked like Selma would win her mom(a 36 year-old retired female body builder) walked in the room and queifed like a terrorist holding an assault rifle at the presidential inauguration. she is now Classified as a Class "S" Quief monster and has been nominated to become Quief Queen of the United States
Quief monster by Freaque nique April 14, 2009

Quief Juice 

A females love juice or vaginal liquid after ejeculation.
Man: Damn woman! You got "quief juice" all over the bed!
Woman: I couldn't stop cuming.
Quief Juice by Milo February 28, 2005

quief biscuit 

day old spunk and vag juice, slightly coagulated, expelled after vaginal pressure build up or urination in a biscuit form
I laughed so hard when she came in the room and said "You have to come see the quief biscuit we made together!"
quief biscuit by Knotty Crew December 16, 2007

quief caker 

The overly enjoyed pleasure of having a vagina fart in your mouth.
"WOW, that tastes like tuna"
"Shut up you quief caker"