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pyro-necrobeastiality 

is the act of having sexual intercourse with a dead burning animal. who the fuck thinks up this shit.....? what is even more disturbing is that 5 people in NSW history have been convited for this illegal act. what the fuck, is it that hard to go out and get a blow-up doll...
back in the late 60's billy was into a bit of pyro-necrobeastiality and was subsequently convicted for this illegal act. Fucker!!!
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pyro main 

God dammit another pyro main is camping with phlog!!!
pyro main by Awesome Shark October 25, 2017

Pyro Pastie 

The act of defecating in a newspaper, lighting it, and throwing it onto your neighbours lawn in the hope that he will stamp on it to put it out.
'That cunt next door is doing my head in, so I lobbed him a Pyro Pastie and watched as he stamped on it in his slippers'
Pyro Pastie by iKaite July 14, 2009
1. A fictional spaceship which originated in the classical DOS game Descent which was developed by Parallax Studios. Went on to be in game mods, Descent II, and a few Descent III mods.

According to Descent II, this ship contains a warp core that is known to malfunction. Any sole being that flies this ship is know as a Material Defender, as they are most likely in the ship to disinfect PTMC mines of rampant robots.
Hey man, i am working for PTMC and i am plying this neat ship with 2 wings and 2 wings on the top with 4 missile slots and 4 laser slots.

Well, it must be the Pyro GX!
Pyro GX by Nero the Master June 4, 2008

pyro psychopath 

crazy guy who sets fire to things because of a magical unicorn
pyro psychopath by darkdonkey March 17, 2005

Pyro-Necro-Masochism.

Pyro-fire

Necro- dead, or having sex with dead people

Masochism- enjoying self harm

pyro-necro-masochist: lighting dead bodies on fire while having sex with them and enjoying you're self as you burn with that dead body.
Guy: So I was lighting dead bodies on fire and this guy came and asked if he can have sex with them

Dude: Dude, that guy must be into pyro-necro-masochism.

Pyro-recreation

Any unnecessary use of fire for recreational purposes. Finding enjoyment through the use fire. Starting a fire simply for the sake of starting a fire is pyro-recreation.
"Im gonna take my matches and go outside and pyro-recreate". "I pyro-recreate by burning ants with a magnifying glass". "Pyro-recreation in my favorite outdoor activity".
Pyro-recreation by jbles34 August 24, 2010