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Puerto Rican Box In 

When driving, especially when following someone, and another car gets in between you and the one you are following, blocking your line of sight. It is now when you procede to speed up, tailgating the car, until it is boxed in between you and who you are following, forcing it to change lanes.
A: Dude.. this douche just got in front of me, and I have no idea where I'm going.
B: It's cool man just pull a Puerto Rican Box In!
Puerto Rican Box In by DonJuan12 September 10, 2008

Puerto Rican women 

Beautiful dark hair, big brown beautiful eyes, Whole Lotta attitude and ass
If you love her,she’ll love you back, if you hurt her, she’ll kill you!

puerto rican ID check 

On the small island of puerto rico the legal age of drinking is 18. When you approach the counter trying to buy a drink, the man behind the counter simply askes "are you 18?" You respond with a simple "yes" then continue buying your alcoholic beverages.
Damn I am so thankful for the Puerto Rican ID check because the alcohol made my night!

puerto rican steel

When my car's bumper is falling off, I hold it up with some Puerto Rican steel.

Puerto Rican pencil sharpener 

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

puerto rican oil change

It's when a chick blows a dude and he comes in her mouth, then without swallowing, she tosses his salad and spits the jiz back into his ass.
ME: "That Rosita bitch, gobbled up my load then spit back into my ass...what the fuck? "
My Bro: "Dude, that's fucking Urban Legend shit--that's the ever-elusive Puerto Rican Oil Change.