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Premium bull 

Used to describe something that is extraordinarily well done but completely made up, yet total appropriate for the situation. Something that appears to be totally legit and/or of professional quality. This is often characterized by using a bunch of fancy words and filling in the rest with empty/meaningless words. Can describe something that someone said or wrote.
John: Can you proof read my essay for me? It's a personal reflection of the significance of observation.
Blake: Dude, this is an epic paper, but it is full of premium bull! How do you get by coming up with this bull without knowing a single thing you are talking about?
John: Haha, welcome to creativity 101!

Adam: That speaker really knows his subject! I am convinced.
Greg: What! He doesn’t even know what he is talking about. All he knows is a bunch of fancy words and the rest is all just some premium bull!
Adam: Well, it still sounded good.
Premium bull by Nightsparks September 30, 2011
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Premium Snapchat 

Premium snapchat is not a real app or website, instead it is just a saying for a regular snapchat account in which a girl will post nudes to a separate story in which in order to see you must pay her a fee.

how it works, add a girl on snapchat who sells nudes
find out her prices

pay with apps like paypal cash app or venmo
then once you pay she sens you nudes or post nudes to a story only you can see
if you want the best premium snapchat, snap: jasminexxxlove
her content is super hot and cheap!
Premium Snapchat by logicalkevion February 11, 2020

Premium Hug

A premium hug is a normal hug that may contain some grinding along with booty action. These are not the same as normal hugs, and should not be given out for free.
The girl is charging $1 for a premium hug.
Premium Hug by TTDH March 31, 2013

Premium joke 

A joke that is bad to the point where no one laughs at but the creator him/herself.
Bono: I don't live in a home. I live in a house. *Holds his laugh hard*

Zebs: wtf bono stop with the premium jokes
Premium joke by MyNameIsZebs August 6, 2014

Premium Fuckboy 

Maintains all of the same attributes as the regular fuck boy; however, is premium in looks, money, or swag game.

Additional Characteristics that promote premiumness:

- socks, jordan sandals, and basketball shorts
- sends many selfies because he loves looking at himself
- typically has more than one babymama but not required
- loves facetiming, again because he likes looking at his own face
- plays cat and mouse with every girl he meets
- only texts through snapchat
- goes on secret vacations and pretends he has mono
Susie: Joe just sent me another selfie on snap chat with the cartoon filter.
Jessica: What a premium fuckboy!
Premium Fuckboy by datagirl July 6, 2016

Premium in game currency 

A premium in game currency is obtainable only through buying it with real world currency, and its used mainly for exclusive content such as cosmetics
I need some premium in game currency for that skin

Premium naan 

The type of elegant gushy gush that makes you come back for seconds, typically Portuguese tings bruv, premium naan
"yo bruv, see that leng 1010 over there, she's got the premium naan bruv" "walks off wearing kenzo bally"
Premium naan by Ol Tommy jones June 16, 2022