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pre-school 

Dude class is going to be lame, want to pre-school it before class?

Yea, I'll bring the beer.
pre-school by bigMAC1 June 11, 2008

pre-scrotal cortex 

The limbo between one's ass and balls.
My pre-scrotal cortex itches.

Pre-smasher 

person or persons who drink up before going to a party with little or no alcohol to maximize party effectiveness.
the invite says 'No alcohol'. Oh well, let's just be pre-smashers.
Pre-smasher by lionkidftw October 30, 2010

Pre-skeeved 

A feeling of unease about a impending situation or future communication.
“I’ve been on unemployment for 2 months now and I’m Pre-skeeved about going back to work and seeing work people!”

“ I heard from a friend at work that some guy from the mail department wants me bad, however, I’m Pre-skeeved that he might smell like shit!!”
Pre-skeeved by Froliciousness April 23, 2020

Pre-slash 

a subgenre of slash fiction in which a (homosexual) relationship between two characters hasn't formed yet or is just implied.
My favorite genre of slash fiction is pre-slash.
Pre-slash by Iuseen December 27, 2021

pre-sequitur 

Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came much earlier. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to.
Jen: Why did you leave Los Angeles?
Keith: Well... have you ever lived there?
Jen: I visited once, for a week. I liked the street performers on the boardwalk...
Keith: Oh, the boardwalk is where I got this red scarf!
Jen: I was trying to knit a scarf just like that last year but I never finished.
Keith: Where do you get yarn around here?
Jen: There's a good store just a few blocks from here, wanna come see?

... ten minutes later ...

Jen: Huh, do you smell Indian food?
Keith: Hmm, not really... but now I'm in the mood to get some Indian Food.
Jen: Sure, let's!
Keith: It was the pollution, that's why.
Jen: pollution?
Keith: Yeah, I wanted somewhere with real air, and LA wasn't it!
Jen: Oh, why you left Los Angeles
pre-sequitur by my name is Cos November 28, 2007