Portugese Whorehouse 

A term for a field of sheep or cows that is assumed to be used regularly for sexual satisfaction by the locals. Originated in California where many farms are owned or worked by portugese families. Sheep are often also called portugese hookers.

Look at all those sheep. Its a regular portugese whorehouse. I wonder if they tag the ones that kick...

Portugese Whorehouse by BigAll April 7, 2011

portugese breakfast 

when you cook an omelet your partners forehead, and ejaculate. also known as skeet skeet.

I gave sally a portugese breakfast and it was delicious.

portugese breakfast by Mike from spring valley highlv January 17, 2009

portugese werewolve

btho partners, preferably heterosexuals, go for an extended amount of time without shaving their downstairs and when they have sex, they tie their pubes together, looking a lot like werewolves

"last nite me and this chick did a portugese werewolve and im still pullin pubes off my dick

portugese werewolve by portugese werewolve November 9, 2006

portugese boiled dinner

Bomb ass food made by my Portugese Grandma and her posse.

YO VAVO, YAH PORTUGESE BOILED DINNER IS DANK AF

portugese boiled dinner by Portugese Boiled Dinner February 14, 2017

Portugese Shower Head 

The act of eccesively drinking liquids, while consuming enough spicy food to give oneself the runs.

Following this procedure you would defacate all over a counterpart giving them a hot, liquid portugese shower.

Our hot water tank broke so Sean performed a Portugese Shower Head on me.

Portugese Shower Head by TheGhostpooper January 19, 2019

Portugese Breakfast 

The process of doing the a guy/girl up the ass then getting poo on your dick then covering it in peanut butter and making the girl/guy eat it.

Phil gave me a portugese breakfast last night and i loved it

Portugese Breakfast by Jkwon756565 May 17, 2006

Portugese Man of war 

This shit right here is when you make the saix in a bath tub, or pool.Request to be on the bottom and while your lover is hittin' that shit you leave leave a heapin' pile of doo-doo in the basin of the tub.

While Mike and Zach were bathing Mike felt a sexual urge, Zach did not, but Mike forced him to perform anyway.To reap sweet revenge Zach let his bowls loose and produced a most fabulous Portugese Man Of War in Mike's bath tub

Portugese Man of war by Jizack February 18, 2005