Pendulum Pox 

Going both ways - bisexual

"Lisa kissed Susan last night!"
"Do you think she's coming down with Pendulum Pox?"

Pendulum Pox by Aldo A June 17, 2008

Pendulum Penis 

A potentially painful condition in which a male, often wearing boxers or no underwear, is walking or jogging and the testicles and/or flaccid penis repeatedly slaps against the inner thighs.

Jogger Chad: "Dude... ok, I gotta take a break here..."
Jogger Michael: "Aw, man come on... we got three miles to go."
Jogger Chad: "Dude... fucking got pendulum penis going on right now, k? Gimme a freaking break."
Jogger Michael: "For Christ's sake, you said that two minutes ago."
Jogger Chad: "Fuck off! I thought I had the testies of Papa Smurf last time I tried to tough it out... couldn't beat off for two days."

Pendulum Penis by Reman "Sidepiece" Johnsons October 29, 2009

pendulum smack

After gravity has taken it's toll upon the male genitalia a man can now use his scrotum and testicles as a wreaking ball. Assuming he has two, one needs to bounce back into the other testicle sending it hurdling towards the desired object. Thus the pendulum effect.

Bro: How did you get that hole in your bathroom wall?

You: I realized I forgot a towel when I got out of the shower so I was going to helicopter myself dry with my giant schlong but I accidentally pendulum smacked the wall.

Bro: Ouch!

pendulum smack by Mr.Al January 16, 2015

pendulum take 

A position taken by someone reacting to a perceived dominant narrative they disagree with that is a complete overreaction and overreach in the opposite direction.

"Pitbulls are actually the sweetest, most harmless dogs ever to exist."
"Bit of a pendulum take, don't you think?"

pendulum take by starpitcher February 17, 2021

Pendulum Fc 

Pendulum fc is Ronaldo fans aka Penaldo/pendu fans. Who often spread wrong statistic about Messi and always spread fake statistic for their idol pendu

Pendulum fc back at it again with their fake stats

Pendulum Fc by Average Football fans November 12, 2021

Pendulum Balls 

The term for a saggy pair of balls that belong to a gentlemen of the older age set. Normally accompanying a broom dick.

Old guy "Man my balls are starting to really sag"

Young guy" HAHA! You have pendulum balls!"

Pendulum Balls by BROOM DICK TITS! December 8, 2010

Pendulum Balls 

Really saggy balls resemballing a science intstrument known as pendulums

That old guy has pendulum balls mommy!

Pendulum Balls by BROOM DICK TITS! December 4, 2010