PTA meeting 

PTA stands for Parent teachers association Meeting

its the worst day because u get fu**ed up and punished

i envy him because his parent have never been to a PTA meeting

PTA meeting by mustafasowan January 9, 2008

PTA Shower 

(Pits, Tits, Ass shower) a shower that is usually taken when you are running late, or you need a quick rinse and you need to wash the most dirty parts of the body

Friend: We're leaving in 5 min.
Me: Ok imma take a quick PTA shower.

PTA Shower by prettythoughts February 16, 2018

PTA bath

A rushed female bath that only includes the pussy, tits, and armpits.

I woke up late this morning and only had time for a PTA bath.

PTA bath by sketchygurl September 4, 2010

PTA shower 

The PTA shower involves washing the Privates, Tits and Armpits prior to an important event which one is running late for.

"shit, I have to grab a PTA shower, I slept in and now I'm late for work!!"

PTA shower by bellevillebitch September 21, 2009

PTA Meeting 

When everyone at a bar, restaurant or club is older than you by at least one generation.

Guy 1: "Dude want to go to that bar in Florida by the bingo place?"
Guy 2: "Naw man, that's a total PTA meeting, we won't be able to pick up chicks who aren't friends with our moms."

PTA Meeting by KeelyLC August 14, 2012

PTA Syndrome 

The tendency for people, particularly women, to believe that anything they don't like or are uncomfortable with should be illegal.

The belief that the Government is ultimately responsible for the welfare of everyone but especially children.

Also applies to the belief that all criminals are reprobates who can never be trusted again.

People with PTA Syndrome tend to say things like:

"I don't like guns so any child who ever brings a toy gun to school should be permanently expelled. The Government has to do more to protect my children, since I don't have time."

"Why didn't teachers control my child and stop them from shooting their friends? I send my kids to school to learn how to behave in society, this is not my fault."

"40 years is to short a sentence for that 16 yr-old rapist. He will never change and no one will ever be safe when he's released, even at the age of 56."

PTA Syndrome by TrevorEG October 30, 2013

PTA meeting 

PTA stands for Pussy Tits and Ass, a PTA meeting is a girls only party

"I'm going to a PTA meeting tonight"
"A Parent Teacher Association meeting, but you don't have kids"
"Nooo its a Pussy Tits and Ass meeting, all girls party"
"can I come?"
"No, your a guy, you have to have pussy tits and ass to get in"

PTA meeting by Alexzia Movzmi March 11, 2012