Love on layaway

When two people like each other but are waiting to date until it’s good timing so they momentarily friendzone each other until it’s time to get serious.

Bailey I thought you and Cody were into each other , why aren’t you together?

We’re both really busy with school right now so we put our love on layaway we want to get together in the summer.

Love on layaway by Alanna Blythe May 30, 2018

The cake keeps on layering 

Similar to "layers to an Onion" or most importantly "the plot thickens",

It means that there is information (significant or not) that wasn't revealed until recently

Oh? the massive event has more information on it, "the cake keeps on layering"

The cake keeps on layering by Mah niegua October 18, 2024

Laying one on the beach 

A unique poo style. Half of the poo in the water and the other half on the bowl getting a tan.

"What's that smell?"

"Oh. I was busy laying one on the beach"

"I won't even ask"

Laying one on the beach by Azzacadabra August 18, 2012

laying it on thick 

A term describing liberal use of sarcasm, hatred, flirting, etc.
Usually used when a person is "overdoing it" trying to make it very clear that they like/dislike someone

Dude1: hey, mike thinks u don't like him anymore
Dude2: oh really? took long enough cuz i been laying it on pretty fucking thick lately

laying it on thick by B March 31, 2005

Layin' On Da Bryan

The action of getting action.

Darin was out all night layin' on da Bryan.

Layin' On Da Bryan by Father T September 17, 2004

Laytress On The Menjay 

Simply a funny way to say 'Bye' instead of the traditional "Goodbye". Usually used by people who want to leave the other person with a big question mark on their head.
From The Hilarious Hit Movie Starring Paul Rudd. "Laytress On The Menjay" was uttered by Paul Rudd's Character Peter Claven while trying to be cool and hip but FAILED miserably when asking himself "what..what did i just say?" after he said Laytress On The Menjay.

Paul Rudd: Yeah i'll be there, i'll be there.

Jason Segal: Alright, see you there man.

Paul Rudd: Alright......LAYTRESS ON THE MENJAY.

*Hangup*

Paul Rudd: ................what ...what did i just say?

Laytress On The Menjay by RyRyRodrizzle November 8, 2009

how many layers of irony are you on? 

like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.

Person 1: How many layers of irony are you on?
Person 2: Like maybe 5 or 6 right now, my dude.
Person 1: You are like a little baby, watch this.
Person 1: S U C C

how many layers of irony are you on? by HandleThatIsntUsedBySomeoneEls February 27, 2019