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not just a hat rack 

Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)

Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!

Joey: Yeah? I just figured y’know, after living with you it’d be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, y’know? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone who’s different than me. And what’s more different than me; a guy who’s not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!

'The One with Ross' Denial. Season 6
not just a hat rack by Sheerah September 7, 2010
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rainbow not so brite 

A just plain dumb girl , with no common sense.
That "rainbow not so brite" thinks that a Triathlon, is a sporting event where the Triathletes "try" (Tri) to do their best and who ever tries the hardest wins!
rainbow not so brite by TonyaMC419 January 17, 2020

Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality 

You can be Racist but on a Technicality. If you are Intellectually Smart enough, you can get out of any situation, wherein you are accused of being Racist. You can use Race-Pity as a Reason but not alone, as in, you cannot say " THIS IS RACE PITY IM NOT RACIST" but you can still use it if you are Smart enough, I won't explain more because only Smart People should Understood.
Thats not being racist, its Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your 

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

Race not Rice 

The motto of any self respecting muscle car driver. One who races real cars and not P.O.S Honda Civic ricers.

Aka - Any kind of Mustang or American made car.
Ricer: OH MAN. I'm going to go spend 4 grand and get my car up to 180 hp!.. That's going to kick your mustang ass!
Mustang: Oh really? I can spend less than that and get my car up to 700 hp. What you didn't know that cars could be that fast? What a suprise. Race not Rice moron.
Race not Rice by RosyAlyssa September 1, 2008

Rather not 

To express a preference in network TV news viewing.
If my cable or satellite went out and I needed a news fix, I'd Rather not.
Rather not by Harry flashman July 29, 2003

sergio ramos(not a persons name)

one that is fake: one that talks shit on something then turns around a week later and does it; one that acts like your friend until your not in the room; also one that talks shit on someone and says he never wants to live with them again, but moves back in a month later and vigorously starts to suck their cocks; a real shit peice; cocksucker; one who sucks dick for the taste;one who dreams of speck and lingers on the thought of his dick; a worthless being; the definition of a flamer; one who lives his life trying to please Mr speck
damn lateley youve been acting like a "sergio ramos(not a persons name)"™ = ™

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