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The 2nd most northern colony of Denmark.
a: Let's go skiing in Norway!
b: Nah the beers are too expensive...
Norway by cubus March 13, 2009
Norway is a small country right next to IKEA and LEGOLAND.
"Aw man, Norway is really boring""
Norway by Male Burger May 22, 2017
Norway is one of the lamest countries in scandinavia.
Norwegians are generally extremly ugly (there are tales their 'race' heritages from trolls)
The Norwegian language are one of the funniest sounding languages in the whole of Europe. It's not uncommon for ex. Swedish people to break out in laughter when he or she hears a norwegian talk.
Norway is also hated by other countries for their cruelty to animals.

It's still legal to have intercourse with animals (2017) and even encouraged by parents in north of Norway to do so to relive sexual frustration due to the lack of womens in the north.
The nationalfood (nationalrätt) in Norway are "guleböj" wich is just a plain banana.
Everything in Norway is EXTREMELY expensive!
Most Norwegians are rascists!
God damn those Norwegians smell so bad!
Run children or Anders.B will get you
Norway = NO!-Way!
Norway by Loos3r February 2, 2017
Norway is pretty gay, Sweden is too.
Denmark is much better.
Me: Yooo Norway is pretty gay, and Denmark is better.
It's the best YouTube channel in the world with it's famus video mice attack
That is a good Norway
Norway by Not Norway January 20, 2020
Norway is a country with Brunost
1: Hi how was norway
2: It was great, they had brunost
1: Whats brunost?
2: Its a brown cheese
Norway by anonymous September 12, 2021