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Fake nerds
The biggest idiots on the planet. They pretend to be geeks or nerds to be cool.
You see, if you're like me, you've been called a nerd or a geek your whole life. Then you see these jackasses walking along, speaking in 1337 in REAL LIFE like idiots, using terms like "uber" and "w00t," professing how much of a nerd they are. They have tons of friends and everyone seems to like them.
Meanwhile, you and your lonely, virgin for life friends sit watching in disgust, wondering why someone would WANT to be a nerd.
Why would someone want to be like you and your friends, talking too loud or too quiet, being socially awkward, and being the only people you know who have never touched a girl? Are people stupid?
The answer is a definite yes.
You see, if you're like me, you've been called a nerd or a geek your whole life. Then you see these jackasses walking along, speaking in 1337 in REAL LIFE like idiots, using terms like "uber" and "w00t," professing how much of a nerd they are. They have tons of friends and everyone seems to like them.
Meanwhile, you and your lonely, virgin for life friends sit watching in disgust, wondering why someone would WANT to be a nerd.
Why would someone want to be like you and your friends, talking too loud or too quiet, being socially awkward, and being the only people you know who have never touched a girl? Are people stupid?
The answer is a definite yes.
Fake nerds: "lol uber w00t! I know how to go to MySpace at school! It's easy, you just open command prompt, type tracert myspace.com, wait, and then copy the IP into the address bar! I'm such a nerd, I'm sorry!"
Real nerds: "I'm going to die alone."
Real nerds: "I'm going to die alone."
Fake nerds by Stevuph O'Jimsen August 11, 2009
Nerdstinct
the natural instinct of a nerd to detect bullying, practical jokes and mean people. Somewhat like spidey-senses.
Poindexter's nerdstincts were tingling, but it was too late as Nelson had cornered him in the school yard. No lunch for Poindexter today.....
Nerdstinct by Alfred Bennard May 8, 2007
nerdscreams
A WOW term referring to the collective screams of joy, usually heard over voice chat, when a bunch of nerds, typically all in the same guild, defeat a high level "Boss." Also known as a wowgasm.
The resonating howls of nerdscreams filled the dork's computer room as SK Gaming shamelessly defeated M'uru in their world-first kill.
nerdscreams by kilroi June 20, 2008
Nerissa
Nerissa by Miss MacDonalds June 16, 2009
Halo nerds
People who think they're bad ass when they capture a flag or plant a bomb in halo 2 online. Some nerds don't brag but some just fucking breath in the microphone or have their cher record playing in the backround and with open mic we can all hear it.
Timmy: HAHA IM SO 1337 FOR PLANTING THE BOMBZOR!
Oz and Arm: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NERD GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!
Billy: "Cher - When you believe in love after life"
Oz and Arm: TURN YOUR CRAP DOWN YOU DEF MOTHER FUCKER!
Oz and Arm: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING NERD GO BACK TO YOUR BASEMENT!
Billy: "Cher - When you believe in love after life"
Oz and Arm: TURN YOUR CRAP DOWN YOU DEF MOTHER FUCKER!
Halo nerds by Oz January 20, 2005
Nerdsplanation
- Gasoline powers cars just like the dilithium crystals power the Enterprise
- Thanks for the nerdsplanation!
- Thanks for the nerdsplanation!
Nerdsplanation by Scott_zilla January 29, 2009