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Montague 

To be backed-over repeatedly by one's own family member or close friend in a larger than average automobile such as a truck or van, in an attempt to crush the pestilential form of life residing in the still breathing carcass unaware of its own inevitable demise
Holy Shit!! look at Garrett! His Dad totally just Montagued him at 30 mph!!!
Montague by LZ567 April 30, 2009

Montagne main 

Usually a fucking god at rainbow six siege. But also can be the most retarded person in the attack team.
Person 1: look that montagne main just killed 4 enemies

Person 2: greatest player in history

romeo montague 

A hot and sexy lover. Willing to do anything for his partner.
Omg he bought her a kitten. He is such a Romeo Montague!

Roffelomeo Montague

An expression to describe extreme funnyness.
John: So a lion and a cheetah are playing cards. The cheetah plays a full house. The lion says, "You cheetah!". The cheetah says, "You lion!".

Jack:Roffelomeo Montague!
Roffelomeo Montague by savvy jesse September 24, 2009

Montage'd 

A moment in one's life in which an event was so extensive that they tend to only remember it in a series of clips.
Generally a song one finds suitable to the event will play in their head during this.
Rocky suffered the most most severe case of being montage'd.
Montage'd by atomicturtle August 21, 2011

montague 

town with 98% white population...usually a town that is good in football but thats it...nothing else..sometimes track but thats it....
hey lets go visit montague...ok lets go
montague by balcom December 17, 2005