Modern Warfare 3 

Modern Warfare 3 is the next game in the "popular" Call of Duty series. It is damn near identical to previous installments excluding new maps (which they'll make you pay for in due time).

Person 1: Hey, are you getting MW3? It's gonna be great!

Person 2: MW3? Oh, you mean that unreleased COD4 map pack...

Person 1: Shut up you hater!!!

Here's what will happen to those that purchase it

First week: Wow! Infinity ward have really outdone themselves, this is amazing! Modern Warfare 3 for the win!!!

After a month: So many noobs keep using the (insert overpowered gun name) it's pissing me off...

A short while later: Survival mode is the only good thing in this game...

A bit after that: This game sucks! Who would play this crap!?!?!?

When the next game comes out: Hey, this is actually pretty good!

And so the cycle of pathetic games continues

Modern Warfare 3 by The realest gamer October 27, 2011

Modern Warfare 2 

The follow-up to the 2007 epic game Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.

Again, this game will cause you to scream your mind out at noobs who go 1 and 22 in team deathmatch, or your friends who appear to believe they can beat you.

Either way, hilarity will ensue, but with better graphics and better weapons.

Modern Warfare 2 will completely decimate the other Call of Duty games.

Modern Warfare 2 by wambulance May 26, 2009

modern warfare 2 

Worst multiplayer I've ever played, but a pretty good campaign and side missions, nicknamed "Special Ops".

Seriously, the multiplayer online is terrible. Nothing but campers, "pros" with instant kill weapons that you must sacrifice your virginity for, and 6-year old children screaming at there mother to get them some chocolate milk.

Bob: Hey, you play Modern Warfare 2?
Tom: Yeah, the campaign is awesome, so are the side missions.
Bob: You tried multiplayer yet? I'm already a 3rd prestige level 65!
Tom: Nah, the multiplayer is pretty noobish. I played with some 7 year old who kept camping with the Akimbo Rangers.
Bob: Yeah, I hate those little bastards.

modern warfare 2 by Sciencejoe2 February 24, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's 

When you let out a stream of obscenities or death threats due to hackers, or ending your killstreak before a tactical nuke. The next step is rage quitting.

Jim: "Allright dude, I'm one kill away from a tactical nuke!"
Hacker AA-12's him from 2 miles away*
Jim: "GODDAMNIT I AM GOING TO KILL THAT MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH!"
Jon: "Dude! You forgot to turn off your mic! I could hear you spewing Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's from my TV! My mom's in the room!"

Modern Warfare 2 Tourette's by Remlap1223 April 12, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 

The sequel to Xbox 360 and PS3 game Call of Duty 4: Modern warfare, Modern Warfare is a game which is so broken, just by playing the online will automatically melt your Xbox/PS3 just by inserting the cursed game. This game has been unleashed on Adults and Children alike. When this game is played it instantly takes a day of your life.

Gay Kid: When I'm older I'm gonna join the army rangers! I'm gonna run around with my akimbo rangers. Doesn't matter if I get shot, i'll just respawn! In the battlefield when I'm an army ranger i will camp! I love Modern Warfare 2 so much!

Modern Warfare 2 by Ihatemodernwarfare2 July 30, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 

The sequel to the very popular 2007 game, "Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare." It's a first person shooter that takes place 5 years after the events of the first game.

The single-player is short but great. The co-op mode is named, "spec-ops." It's a fun mode but has no matchmaking which is not good.

The multiplayer, which is the most popular mode, I think is an unbalanced, overrated, piece of garbage. It has terrible maps among other things. The multiplayer also has many other annoyances such as a perk called "commando" where you can lunge at an enemy from about 10 feet away. Another thing that will make you rage quit is the grenade launcher, or more commonly known as the "noobtube." There is also killstreaks, where you can pick which kill reward that you want. Because of this, most players use the harrier, chopper gunner, nuke setup and camp the whole game and don't help at all with winning the game. Also, this also promotes boosting. You will find a lot of people that think getting a nuke will somehow make their chode bigger, thus, they will get a friend and try to cheat their way to a nuke my continuously killing their friend while using a tactical insertion. Possibly the most retarted thing added is deathstreaks. The purpose of deathstreaks is to make the game so casual and make it so the worst players can get kills in an unfair way.

MW2 is a game for people that have ADD, hate teamwork, and love saying the word "Wow" every 3 seconds.

A Typical Modern Warfare 2 multiplayer match

Guy - Gets killed by commando

Same guy - ragequits

Modern Warfare 2 by SolidnOld April 20, 2010

Modern Warfare 2 

A game filled with a majority of 10-15year old kids.

*high voice* Omg, I'm the best at modern warfare 2

Modern Warfare 2 by ThatGuyWhoLikesMW2 April 12, 2010