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Metallic Rainbow 

A rainbow lacking in color and presented in greyscale.

When displayed it can take on a few meanings:
1. An open statement of one's heterosexuality.
2. Having Anti-Homosexual sentiment.
3. A fan of the Metal genre of music.
4. In protest against the use of the rainbow as a homosexual symbol.
5. Replacement for non-homosexual emblems, labels, signs or etc. that feature a colored rainbow, as to avoid confusion.
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Metalocalypse Movie

LET'S GOOOO!!!! I TAKE FULL CREDIT!!!
Hym "YEEEEESSSS!!! METALOCALYPSE MOVIE! Somebody got the reference! What a canst do the least is always a good job and never a bad? Remember!? I'm like the naked bitch from 300! You know the one. With the lepers?"
Metalocalypse Movie by Hym Iam April 13, 2023

metallica noob 

Usually someone that is new to metal that knows of and listens only to the music of Metallica, considering them heaviest, best, fastest music on the planet. They also somehow get the idea that they have dominant musical knowledge of everyone else in the room because of this. Metallica noobs are known to constantly complain about how Metallica sold out with The Black Album. They also use "death metal," "black metal," and "thrash metal" interchangeably (despite their vast differences) when describing bands other than Metallica, then claim that they "don't give a fuck about genres" when they are corrected by real metal fans. Most of these kids probably listen to Slipknot.
Metallica Noob: Metallica is the best metal band ever d00d! Master of Puppets is the greatest album ever! It's so heavy and fast! Dave Mustaine is gay! Rock on!

Me: Metallica's a great band, but thrash is just one type of metal that will eventually start to get old. You should check out some death metal like Cannibal Corpse or Bloodbath. It's not quite fast but a little bit heavier. Or maybe even some 90's black metal like Dissection. And I happen to like Megadeth, bitch.

MN: Shut up, poser. You don't know anything about metal.
metallica noob by Naakrath February 11, 2007

metallicats 

A huge Metallica fan; never give up on them even though they are now old men, sort of.
I am a Metallicat because I have been a huge fan of theirs since 1993
metallicats by James August 24, 2003

Metallica 

A heavy metal band that was amazing up until 2003's "St. Anger", where the songwriting dropped off and Lars Ulrich started whining about Napster. Their music was incredible back in the 80's and the early 90's.
Metallica was awesome, but their new music sounds more like Three Days Grace then anything.
Metallica by ledzep3168 August 12, 2009

Metallic Purple 

Person: "Metallic purple is a groovy color."
Metallic Purple by Evil October 18, 2003

Metallicats 

The photo inside the Metallica album Garage Inc. with the four horsemen dressed up like Human Nature. Creepy.
Wanna see Metallicats? Open up your Garage Inc...
Metallicats by Heihachi_73 June 10, 2008