Instant Messenger 

A way of communication without having to text/call or hang out with that person. If it weren't for Instant Messenger I wouldn't have as many friends as I DO(: Its pretty freaking awesome. Even though you might not even talk to half of your contacts... you still got more people online. Great for having HILARIOUS group discussions with all your cool friends. If I walk away from my computer for a second I first check to see who got online while I was gone... Very addictive. But totally awesome(: ***warning: may lead to loss of social skills***

Instant Messenger converstation:

Julia: You missed it. Me, Mclovin, Marco, Mikey, Emily, and ew David had a big group convo(:

Rachel: haha. Sounds funny! Wish I would have been there minus the david part. lol!

Instant Messenger by pprplanesandhearts March 20, 2009

MSN Messenger 

The most common teenage addiction

Danielle: Omg! im going away for a week to Majorca! That means i cant go on MSN!

Sophia: OMG!! how are you gona live???!!!

MSN Messenger by Emma the sexy beast May 26, 2005

messege

Misspelling of 'message.' Get it right.

messege. INVALID.

messege by your mother's cat December 31, 2013

Messenger Puppet 

1 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a sock puppet.
2 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a proxy.

"Either you have a very lacking scholarly grasp of the applicable laws in this matter (which I find unlikely considering (various matters)) or following your "meeting" with the partners were simply acting as their messenger puppet on (date). "

Messenger Puppet by Wink Dinkerson January 21, 2006

Kik Messenger 

A free real-time texting application that is very similar to the function and appearance of Blackberry Messenger. Unlike Blackberry messenger, it is not only exclusive to Blackberry, but also available for the Iphone, the Ipod touch, and Android smartphones.

Matt- "Dude did you hear about Kik Messenger?"

Erik- "Yeah now I don't feel all that exclusive with my Blackberry anymore."

Matt- "Yeah, your telling me."

Kik Messenger by BBMisbest November 6, 2010

Kik messenger 

Nudes.

Person A: kik messenger?
Person B: yes, nudes of course

Kik messenger by Tha geez December 25, 2013

yahoo messenger 

The worst instant messaging service available on the face of the Earth. Known to drop messages, log-out at random times, and somehow confused with more advanced instant messaging services, such as MSN, AIM, and/or AOL.

Hey, I use Yahoo Messenger! I have no life!

yahoo messenger by TheVoiceInYourHead April 17, 2008