mayonnaise 

The most disgusting thing in the whole world and also something that you should only use on a sandwich to make it less dry and if you use it otherwise you should die in a hole in the back of a corner store with a broken vending machine and you should also live with your ex

Mayonnaise is nasty just like yo Mama

mayonnaise by READ THIS SUCKERS April 18, 2020

Mayonnaise 

Mayonnaise is the best condiment. Mayo beats out Mustard by a fat mile.

"Ayy bro want some mustard?"
"Hell nahh, I don't want toilet juice. Give me some of that Mayonnaise. You know that sweet life cream?"

Mayonnaise by Larks D November 2, 2018

Mayonnaise 

The best random thing to say or scream out loud.

"MAYONNAISE!!"

Mayonnaise by mayonnaise. September 19, 2022

mayonnaise 

what black peple dont like

the nigger doesent like mayonnaise

mayonnaise by n/a February 27, 2004

mayonnaise 

a condiment which everyone under 21 loves. Everybody loves it, except for a very few people, mainly people who are grossly obese, and who can't afford to get any fatter. Explains part of the reason why more kids are getting overweight.

About 95% of youth will eat and like mayonnaise, the other 5%, well, they eat miracle whip, even though miracle whip is essentially mayo based anyway.

mayonnaise by Phaenixdrools March 25, 2007

mayonnaise 

Combination of jelly you spread on the man's cock and semen

Store clerk: Hi, what would you like on your sandwich young man?
Matt:Mayonnaise
Carl: LOL

mayonnaise by Matt Ski... November 23, 2007

mayonnaise 

a girl who buys a gallon jug of mayo once a week

Jo: "im soooooo full"
other person: "then why are you eating?"
Jo: "because i LOVE mayo!"

mayonnaise by MrMayonnaise April 27, 2005