Mats M1lde 

Mats Milde is a very gay boy who loves to be a "simp" to girs even tho he likes boys.

Person 1: There is that kinda Mats M1lde!
Person 2: The very gay boy simp?
Person 1: Yes man

Mats M1lde by Terminator69420 September 4, 2020

Mats Hummels 

One of Germany’s best defenders ever produced, Borussia Dortmunds best ever center back, won a World Cup in 2014, and is also a very sexy man.

Person 1: “Hey, isn’t that guy, the one wearing 15, Mats Hummels or something?”
Person 2: “Yeah, it is! Glad to know you’ve been paying attention to my football lectures!”

Mats Hummels by Crimson15 August 12, 2023

Human Bath Mats 

When midgets with dreadlocks lay face down on the ground. Commonly found in all the hottest New York clubs.

Man, did you see all the human bath mats in the party room?

Human Bath Mats by New York Stefon May 18, 2010

human bath mats 

its that thing of when, like, midgets have dreadlocks & they lay face down on the floor.

stefon: have you heard about new york's hottest club, SLASH?
tranny oakley: no, why? is it any good, stefon?
stefon: any good?! they have a party room filled with human bath mats!

human bath mats by stefonlovesbabydj May 18, 2010

j-mats 

"J-mats" or "Jack-off materials" refers to media that is worthy of masturbation. Common misconceptions include films such as Cruel Intentions and Into the Blue. Sex is indeed present in these films, however duration and graphic content do not provide enough time or desire to beat one out. Often times, one is left with a hard-on and the need to find real J-mats to finish the task. Any movie Jessica Alba partakes in falls into this dreadful fallacy. True thespians that indulge in J-mat media include Angelina Jolie, Shannon Tweed, Sharon Stone, and Anna Paquin (see metacafe.com for examples).

"Have you seen Diane Lane in Unfaithful? Pretty good J-mats..."

"Angelina Jolie has fallen off. She needs to make more j-mats."

"Amanda Seyfried's new movie looks like it might have some j-mats"

j-mats by a-jo March 30, 2010

getting mats 

this is what 9 year old's say when they think they are cool getting resources in any game.

Originated in Fortnite stays in fortnite and if used anywhere else the user is automatically gay.

The fraise "getting mats" was invented by 9 year old fuck kiddos

yo im getting mats my guy so i can cranked 90s bro watch me watch me

getting mats by notnormalatall January 28, 2021

goin' to the mats 

The phrase used by one mafia to challenge another mafia. This phrase commonly cause many deaths and the godfathers always survive.

Hey, Tony, you and me are through. We is goin' to the mats.

goin' to the mats by Vincent J. Marchese May 14, 2006