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manscaping

1) Cleaning and grooming the genital area of a man

2) An essential part of any gentleman's - or horny guy's - life

3) Derived from "landscaping" that alters the appearance of land; manscaping alters the appearance of the male genitals
1) "I don't just shower; I manscape. No one likes Bin Laden balls!"

2) "Of course I do a lot of manscaping. She's not going to go down on me if she can't find the tree for the fucking forest!"

3) "Isn't it strange that you'd spend thousands on making your back yard look nice; but you won't spend twenty-bucks on a razor to shave the winter coat off your balls!"
manscaping by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

manscape mandate

The Manscape Mandate is a natural law that states that no man should have the good fortune of getting laid if he has shaved his pubes in the last 24 hours.
Damn, I forgot about the Manscape Mandate, I might as well not even go out now.
A majestic as fuck landscape. Used to describe seeing a landscape that blows you away with how beautiful/majestic it is.

Majestic as fuck (maf) landscape (scape).
Person 1: hey have you been to Yosemite in California?

Person 2: no, should I check it out?

Person 1: absolutely, it has some intense mafscapes that will blow your mind.
MafScape by dangerfly November 13, 2018

Manscaping

I caught a wicked razor burn while i was manscaping.
Manscaping by Hicksteroozen October 11, 2008

mansperience

John: Cutting down that tree with a swiss army knife in the freezing wilderness was a serious mansperience.
mansperience by ManlyTyler February 28, 2011

Manscaping

The act of trimming or shaving the male pubic region
"What're you doing?"
"Manscaping"
"..."
Manscaping by Kymbella November 11, 2013