Macgyver 

Someone who can jump-start a truck with a cactus.

Macgyver by Yul August 20, 2003

Zobry manga 

This is an arabic word and It means : my dick is mango

Ahmed : * discussing with mahmoud and saying nonsense *
Mahmoud : Zobry manga

Zobry manga by كسمها فطيزها August 26, 2020

I cut you mang

i will stab you with a sharp object. the person or persons being stabbed will usually be of latin origin, as well as the stabber.

Manolo: I want to date yo' sister mang
Tony: If you do, I cut you mang

I cut you mang by crazyeddy February 4, 2006

Magypty 

The imprint left on a persons skin caused by a sock, bra or indeed any garment thats too tightly fitting. This is usually noticed when one is getting undressed. Any attempts to appear enticing to a potential sex partner can possibly be undermined by the magypty. Has been known to induce a paranoia resulting in a persons compulsion to turn sock rims over to prevent a magypty occurring, and therefore ensuring sexual allure remains in tact.

Upon looking at photograph of a naked man they knew in a recumbent pose, a group of girls all hooted with laughter at the 'state of his magyptys'. Amusingly for them, the diminished results of his attempts at animal magnetism were all too apparent.

Magypty by Sister Ron February 22, 2011

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

One of the last good cartoons for Cartoon Network, created by Maxwell Atoms. It stars three main characters: Billy, a total moron who has an IQ of -17. Has a big red nose, a baseball cap, and a large fear of clowns. Mandy is an intelligent but very sadistic girl, and rarely shows any emotion other than anger and boredom. She can permanently scar someone just by looking at them. Grim, who is a skeleton that reaps souls, and got the job in middle school. He is around 137,000 years old, and speaks in a Jamaican accent. An interesting fact is that both Mandy and Grim lack noses, but Billy makes it up with his huge nose.

The plot starts at Billy's house, and Billy's hamster Mr. Snuggles has it's 12th birthday. The Grim Reaper then comes to reap the hamster's soul, but is surprised at the total lack of fear from both Billy and Mandy. Mandy then bets the hamster's soul. If they won a game of limbo against grim, they would be able to keep the soul, and Grim would have to be their best friend forever (literally). If Grim wins however, he takes it. They proceed in the game, and Mandy cheats by distracting Grim with the hamster as he's limboing. Grim is then stuck with being their best friend forever, and this is how the show starts.

It was originally a part of a two part mini series, Grim and Evil, where it was paired with a show called "Evil Con Carne". They both eventually split into two different shows. Evil Con Carne was unfairly canceled early, and the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy became a very popular show on the channel. Some Evil Con Carne characters even made cameo appearances in the show.

It was canceled in late 2007.

Typical Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy Episode:

Sperg: Hey wuss, wanna get an at-
Mandy: *Looks at Sperg*
Sperg: *pisses pants and runs away*

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy by DKsDownBInTheAir June 29, 2009

macgyvered 

To use the seemingly useless trinkets and objects in your close vicinity together to accomplish an otherwise impossible task.

So I took my shoelaces, tied them together, lassoed the gas petal (with a paperclip), slid a wrench down it (to change the direction of force), threaded it through the steering wheel, and attached it to the door handle, so when I opened the car door and jumped out, the force from opening the door would cause the car to let on the gas and drive towards the men with the bazookas, letting me escape.”

macgyvered by Mark Hoye July 8, 2005

Mangaminx 

A Youtuber from the UK who uploads Let's Play videos. Often curses in large amounts. She only plays horror games, and gets scared very, very easily. Probably the best Let's Play-er in history.

Man, I love Mangaminx, she is SO hilarious!

Mangaminx by SkullratSG January 23, 2011