ghetto latte 

1. cheapass way to buy an iced latte - order a double shot of espresso over ice, then use the free milk or half & half at the condiment bar at *$, discard most of the ice - voila! save $1-$2 >> pretty ghetto, though

2. even mo' ghetto - mix equal parts 7-11 coffee & hot chocolate

you momma so po she have to make a ghetto latte

ghetto latte by jo-mama January 8, 2006

Lisbon Latte 

When enjoying your Portugese Breakfast your girl friend sharts on your chin.

"As I was enjoying my Portugese Breakfast my girlfriend brewed me a Lisbon Latte."

Lisbon Latte by Webster the way Younger May 15, 2010

Pumpkin Spice Latte 

The only thing white girls can even.

Starbucks is out of the pumpkin spice latte. I literally can't even.

Pumpkin Spice Latte by Fradoodlecaking awesomeness September 30, 2017

quad venti non-fat latte 

A strong cup of coffee with lots of milk in Starbonics, the official speak of Starbucks that has no meaning in the real world and was made up by the marketing department. In the real world sizes are called small, medium and large. So this would be a pint of milk with 4 shots of espresso, which makes it a large.

Customer: "Can I have a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso?"
Barista: "You mean a quad venti non-fat latte?"
Customer: "No, a pint of steamed milk with 4 shots of espresso. Do you have shit in your ears?"
Barista: "Whatever."

quad venti non-fat latte by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? October 1, 2008

latte hotay 

It is a starkid reference from tgwdlm ted says it about someone who works at the coffee shop to Paul. Paul repeats it later only to be wrong about who 'the latte hotay' is some people call certain starkid members latte hotays

Example 1

Paul: you know the... latte hotay

Ted: that's not the latte hotay

Example 2

Starkid fan 1: Joey Richter is the latte hotay in starship

Starkid fan 2:i think he's the latte hotay in all the musicals

Starkid fan 1: well you're only a bit right

latte hotay by I don't even know why April 14, 2020

I choked on my latte 

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 9, 2019

skank latte 

Originating in Port Orchard Wa. in 2003,a skank latte someone who is a skank or assosiates with skanks ecspecially those who may work at a latte stand.Similiar to; cuntwagon, whore-bandage and slut muffin

"You're a skank latte."

"Those girls are such a bunch of skank lattes!"

skank latte by Jesucka July 24, 2009